Things you don't want to hear when there are guys in the next room tearing up your floor.

[crispini]

"Uh-oh."
"What is THAT?"
"Well, that don't look quite right."

:scared: What on EARTH is going on in there? I don't want to know.

Add your own!

[soleft]

1. So that's where they put Jimmy Hoffa

[SOteric]

2. "Holy crap! I've never seen one that big before! -Hit it with a shovel!"

[crispini]

4. Ewwwwwwww! nt

[crispini]

7. You're not going to believe this, but I just heard, "Kill it! Kill it!"

I'm hoping it was a roach.

[SOteric]

8. Even so...

:scared:

[Midlodemocrat]

3. I just heard the painters say

"I didn't realize the walls had so much damage".

:scared:

[AllegroRondo]

5. "I hope that washes off"

[SteppingRazor]

6. "Huh. You wouldn't think they'd build on an Indian burial ground."

"Well, that's one way to get rid of a corpse."

"Here, hold my beer and watch this."

[texas1928]

9. "Hope they have a bunch of towels."

"this blood is going to get all over everything."

[MrCoffee]

10. i acutally heard this one time...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[crispini]

12. BWAHAHAHAHAHA nt

o.O

;)

[yellowcanine]

11. "Oh shit! Where is all that water coming from?"

[krispos42]

13. "We're going to need backup."

"Go downstairs and get the BIG sledgehammer."

"Holy shit! Did you see the tail on the fucker?!?!"

"It's got me! It's got me!!!!"

"Don't. Move. A. Muscle."

[LSK]

14. just put something over it and they will never know the difference

[krispos42]

15. *CRACK* Ahhhhh!

*CRACK* Ahhhhh!
*CRACK* Ahhhhh!
*CRACK* Ahhhhh!
*CRACK* Ahhhhh!
*CRACK* Ahhhhh!
*CRACK* Ahhhhh!
*CRACK* Ahhhhh!
*CRACK* Ahhhhh!
*CRACK* Ahhhhh!
*CRACK* Ahhhhh!
*CRACK* Ahhhhh!
*CRACK* Ahhhhh!
-THUD-

<silence>

[Akoto]

16. "Dude, check out the creepy tomb down here!"