Your preferred method of worldwide annihilation?

[Orrex]

Poll question: Your preferred method of worldwide annihilation?

[flvegan]

1. Let's just continue running her into the ground like we are now.

[eyepaddle]

49. Well, that's the most pragmatic, but as for preferred, well, you just

can't top Cthulhu

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. I'd just as soon let Cthulhu take care of the whole thing.

It would be more interesting.

[mainegreen]

3. Worldwide destruction? Really?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. LOL Cthulhu?

[mainegreen]

11. Indeed

http://lolthulhu.com/

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. "Cthulhu fhtagn cheezburger."

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

15. im in ur nitemarez, eatin ur soulz

[ohiosmith]

4. Crab people.

With lots of lemon and butter.

[SteppingRazor]

7. But only after they manage to turn all human males into metrosexuals. n/t

[Orrex]

19. Good grief! Then perhaps the invasion is already underway!

Quick! Round up the pedicurists!

[quip]

22. Well, they will surely break the record for the the best groomed incarceration camps

[quip]

5. Really? Is nucular destruction SO passe

that it doesn't even merit mention?

[SteppingRazor]

6. Yes.

:P

[quip]

13. All rightie, then. I'll update my files. n/t

[Orrex]

17. It's passe unless it involves radioactive post-war mutants

Then, I say, game on!

edited to add: Of course, one could argue that nuclear apocalypse defaults to the Guiliani option.

edited again to add: Or maybe the Clinton option, too...

[Maestro]

9. I vote for the undead

so I can blow me some zombies away and relive some horrible B rated horror flick.

[SteppingRazor]

10. I'd prefer alien invasion. At least we'd get the answer to the "Is there life out there?" question..

right before we get atomized by the Vogans to make room for a hyperspace bypass.

On edit: I don't actually care what it is, as long as I get to live through it and run a group of highway robbers in the post-Apocalyptic world.

[Orrex]

23. Do you actually need to run the group?

Or would you be content to govern from a fortified gladiatorial arena that runs on pigshit?

[SteppingRazor]

26. Oh, that'd be cool with me too.

"Two men enter, one man leaves!"
"Two men enter, one man leaves!"
"Two men enter, one man leaves!"
"Two men enter, one man leaves!"
"Two men enter, one man leaves!"
"Two men enter, one man leaves!"
"Two men enter, one man leaves!"
"Two men enter, one man leaves!"

[kay1864]

14. Moon-based LAY-zrr

[NightWatcher]

16. loved Stephen King's The Stand, so I vote for uber-pandemic

[Writer]

18. Other: Bear with me, it's a bit long...

A mass realization that we cannot continue to sustain ourselves at our present rate, leading to the selfless reduction in the average number of births per capita, yielding an ever decreasing worldwide population...

... followed by a some type of asteroid.

Yeah, that sounds right.

[Orrex]

20. You and your cosmic decolletage are a total buzz-kill

[AllegroRondo]

21. Cthulhu - kids first!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sigsegv/40492213

[MrCoffee]

25. gorram it, i want that!

i wonder if it's been taken in WA yet.

[mainegreen]

35. That's brilliant!

[Pierre.Suave]

24. Why are you all so...

...Violent?

I prefer to kill them with kindness...

[Orrex]

28. I think that you may have just violated your NDA

You'd best prepare yourself for that cavity search they warned you about.

[Pierre.Suave]

29. HAHAHAHAHA

no, I did not even come close.

[Deja Q]

56. You sure that's NDA and not DNA?

:hide:

[ZombieNixon]

27. Other: Nuclear holocaust followed by cosmic heat death

billions of years later. :P

[Midlodemocrat]

30. General Order 24, issued by Rabrrrrrr.

:patriot:

[Deep13]

31. Um, nukes?

:shrug:

[quip]

32. I've got it!

Bauer arrives a nanosecond too late....

:nuke:

[Orrex]

36. Curse that DUI conviction

Hard to save the world when your BAC > 0.8.

[guitar man]

33. other

gamma ray burst :bounce:

[Orrex]

37. Just what we need--a world full of Hulks

How will we ever keep up with the demand for purple pants?

[guitar man]

40. eh

we'll just go pantsless :wow:

[Orrex]

46. My friend, you evoke a vision of Paradise

I salute you!

[guitar man]

47. :)

:hi:

[LeftyMom]

34. kittens

[KamaAina]

38. Demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass

the plans are already on file at the administrative office on the Vogon planet... :scared:

[Orrex]

41. Just spare us the poetry

Please!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

39. Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

42. Ice nine

An old classic way to annihilate all life as we know it.

Adios, World!

[Orrex]

44. Good one!

Should have thought of that.

[LynneSin]

43. I'll send you $10 if you post that same exact poll in GDP

and the poll has to last for at least 60 minutes

[Orrex]

45. Heck, I'll try it for free

Check it out while it lasts!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

59. Yep, postiing in GD is another way to end the world

Or wish it would end

:rofl:

[krispos42]

48. Bring on the undead. They'd make a great eco-friendly power source

Think about it... put them in giant hamster wheels hooked up to generators! Free electricity!

They can be used to power ships and trains as well.

[Phoonzang]

50. The only sure way...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlYmO4S_Dkk

[Arger68]

51. Congo Bongo n/t

[TZ]

52. As as fellow member of the Big Yak conspiracy to rule the world...

Do you really need to ask? :P

[EstimatedProphet]

53. Ia! Ia!

Cthulu fhtagn!

[Ivan Sputnik]

54. The Sun

In 4 or 5 billion years, it will enter a red giant phase. And the Earth will be toast. It WILL happen. Be prepared!

[Dukkha]

55. zombies

because you can accuse anyone of being a zombie and blow them away

[Rabrrrrrr]

57. Me.

[cuke]

58. Boredom

or sex

[baldguy]

60. Laissez-faire capitalsim