Twatted people... I have a question.

[billyskank]

Whooshe up for a kebab?

[rug]

1. Twat.

I love the English language.

[billyskank]

2. I was so unhappy when they called it The War On Terror.

I was so hoping they would call it The War Against Terrorism.

[rug]

3. I could see Bush creating the Department of TWAT.

[flvegan]

8. Instead, we have the Department of TWIT

As in, our president is a.

[billyskank]

12. Oh, we would say he is a twat as well.

Believe me, I'm sure that must have been opined a few million times in this country by now.

[flvegan]

15. Spoken daily. Spoken daily.

[Writer]

4. "Twat" is...

a rather dirty word on this side of the ocean, m'dear. ;)

[billyskank]

5. I know

but I posted it anyway. ;)

It means that here too, but it has a whole myriad of other usages besides.

[Writer]

6. Okay...

well I need to go vacuum my shag carpet and drink a Pepper, okay?

Later!

[billyskank]

10. I'm sure those words could be rearranged into something amusing.

But goodbye, Writer. :hi:

[redqueen]

7. Hahahahaha...

Twatted?!

:rofl:

[billyskank]

11. As in, "let's go down the boozer and get twatted."

:hi:

[redqueen]

13. I've never heard that use before...

Love it! :hi:

[billyskank]

14. Oh, if you're going to like football you're going to need to know this stuff.

;)

As we speak, we are just failing to qualify for the next European Championship. We suck! :D

[redqueen]

19. Yes, I read about that.

Yes, you suck, but not as bad as we do! That's little comfort, I know.

Think McLaren will get the sack?

[billyskank]

20. I dunno

It does not appear to matter how shit he does, he just stays there. Dunno why.

Dunno why everyone thought Sven was so bad. He seemed to get better results. :shrug:

I'm not sure it is even fair to blame the manager. Maybe our players' talent nationwide is just shit!

[redqueen]

21. I'm with you on that... the talent deserve a share of the blame I think.

I thought Gerrard was great last season... but this season he's just bleh.

Same with Lampard.

[billyskank]

22. They're a bunch of overpaid underachievers.

The BBC reckons McLaren will have to go, anyway:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/7103110.stm

[underpants]

9. Twat end does this serve?

oooh the BACKend

[ohiosmith]

16. Do you have any idea how quickly this would have been locked if anyone but you had posted it?

:rofl:

[billyskank]

17. I was well aware.

:D

[quip]

18. "Teutonic twat" is one of the best alliterative moments in cinematic history!

http://bcs.blogs.com.nyud.net:8090/photos/uncategorized/unknown.jpg

[BarenakedLady]

23. Sweet pic

:D

I'm thirsty.

[billyskank]

25. Have one for me.

:toast:

[idgiehkt]

24. speciest!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLboDlnLrX4 (strong avian language)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[billyskank]

26. Good heavens!

Joani's parrot does not speak like that. ;)

[idgiehkt]

27. I've never heard one that does besides Ruby.

It sounds much more 'classy' with a British accent, I have to admit. :)

[DS1]

28. It bears repeating, I

d