My mom needs some humor

[TorchTheWitch]

My mom's been under the weather lately, and I've been trying to boost her spirits sending her good jokes and funny pictures, but I'm running out of stuff to send her. If you've got some real pee in your pants funny stuff on your computer, I'd really appreciate it if you would share so I can send my mom some new chuckles. Just no videos though because she's got an old computer with dial-up and videos just are too much of a problem for her.

Wow, I thought I was the queen of the Humor File and I'm already running out of funny stuff!

[reformedrepub]

1. I have some real funny stuff

but I dont think I could send it to your mom....LOL

[TorchTheWitch]

3. heh heh... I think that's why I ran out of stuff to send so quickly...

I seem to have an over abundence of naughty humor in the Humor File. ooooooo dear! Can't send THAT stuff to mom! ;)

[reformedrepub]

4. awwww a fellow perv

nice to meet you....

[Heidi]

2. It sounds like your mom needs a good dose of

LOL Cats! Sending good vibes to your mom, TorchTheWitch! :hi:

http://icanhascheezburger.com/

http://www.lolcats.com/

[TorchTheWitch]

5. OMG! She'll LOVE these!

Thanks so much Heidi! This is some really great stuff! And she likes the animal humor the most.

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! She'll pee herself over these...



Heck with it... I'll send her the links... too much funny stuff there to email.

[TorchTheWitch]

6. BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

[fizzgig]

7. this has me holding my sides every time

http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/index.html

[A-Schwarzenegger]

8. Feel better, Mom ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=624815

[TorchTheWitch]

12. oh man! OSCAR! how could I have forgotten this one!

Thanks so much! What a classic side splitter this was!

[sakabatou]

9. Funny anime stuff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydc_TWpUA1k

[orleans]

10. FUN LINKS!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6933831

here are some fun links to check out

sand art:
http://hicards.com/games/sand.html

lite brite:
http://www.sfpg.com/animation/liteBrite.html#

church sign generator:
http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/index_1.php

light a candle
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?l=eng

picture you add dialogue bubble
http://www.says-it.com /

snowglobe
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/snowglobe

stick magnetic ribbons (asylum street spankers)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmsOIjzQ1V8

charlie the unicorn alternate ending
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzrL_AUAdrE

bubblewrap
http://www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/popnow.shtml

[Skittles]

11. my cat Riff Raff was so obsessed with Miss November

I had to flip the page on Nov 5

[TorchTheWitch]

14. haha! that's so cute! kitty in looooove!

But hey, Miss November is pretty sexy!

[Skittles]

15. alas

when I held him up in an effort to show him it was just a paper cat, he proceeded to try to pummel the crap out her :o

[TorchTheWitch]

13. Thanks sooo much folks! These are some great links!

Hoooy boy, I'm been laughing so much the dog is hiding downstairs!

[lildreamer316]

16. One for you, maybe not necessarily your mom:

http://www.pamie.com/classic/24october00.html

I may be sick, but I laugh every time.

[HEyHEY]

17. She didn't get it when you told her your handle was inspired by her?