my husband wants to go to prison

[ElsewheresDaughter]

:shrug:

[Booberdawg]

1. Scuse me??

:wtf:

Does he also want to do something illegal, or does he just want to go there and camp out??

[ElsewheresDaughter]

4. he thinks the cooking will be better

the poor man

[Runesong]

2. Good for him!

Free tatoos, health care, lots of sex.

[MiltonLeBerle]

7. But the sex you want, you can't get...

And the sex you get, you don't want.

[brokensymmetry]

3. So, is it the cuisine?

Or the free medical care? The on-site gym? Or just the general ambiance? :-)

[ElsewheresDaughter]

5. it's the cooking...he thinks it will be better

[prolesunited]

6. Only solution

is to let him cook then if he thinks he can do better. :-)

[brokensymmetry]

8. Ouch!

Not a jury in the world would convict you!

[brokensymmetry]

9. Why not try some online recipes?

http://eat.epicurious.com/

Here's one from the Campbell's soup site that sounds good - http://www.campbellkitchen.com/recipe_view.asp?lt=rs&rec_id=24207

And, failing that, there's always the classic solution - get some carryout fried chicken, make a green salad, and serve some ice cream (with chocolate syrup on it!)

[Rhiannon12866]

10. This is a favorite of mine

``30-Minute Meals'' with Rachael Ray, on the Food Network. She makes it look so easy, plus it's quick.

http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/show_tm/0,1976,FOOD_9997,00.html