I figured my "wait it out" period for quitting DU is about 4 days.

[graywarrior]

I usually plan to quit on an average of once a month, except when I start posting here daily...which then it turns into a minute to minute "get me the fuck away from this place" mode.


And the thing that really really really makes me want to stay away is that no one notices when I am not here, thus causing me to have temper tantrums causing me to lose my cell phone in the supermarket when I leave in a rage because they didn't stock egg bagels when I WANT THEM!

Sheesh, I am so into my own mental illness.

[KitchenWitch]

1. Oh honey!

Your absences are too noticed.

:hug:

[graywarrior]

2. Well then, how come no one kisses my butt?

:rofl:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

4. SMOOOCH!!!

You washed that thing recently, right?

[graywarrior]

8. Was I supposed to?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

28. It's pretty much optional...

nt

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. Because it has feathers all over it?

[Xipe Totec]

47. I would, but you won't hold still

:loveya:

[ThomCat]

3. Egg Bagels?

Eww! Why would you ruin a perfectly good bagel by adding egg to it?

:P

It really is too bad that we only see each other online. It would be so much easier to really keep in touch and know how everyone's doing if we met over coffee and talked face to face.

[graywarrior]

6. Hi, my name is Gray and I'm a DUerholic meetings would be nice.

[ThomCat]

14. Seriously! We'd need a pretty big hall for that.

I'll bring the bagels from here in NYC. :)

[graywarrior]

17. OK, then I'll have a French Toast bagel--untoasted.

[ThomCat]

23. I've never heard of a french toast bagel

but I'll find it! I promise! :7

There are several kosher places nearby that make daily fresh NY Bagels. If they don't make it, they'll know who does.

As a matter of fact, I think I'm going to have hummus and tomato on a sesame bagel for lunch. :9

[graywarrior]

30. Ha! Panera's makes them.

[CreekDog]

7. Where's Calfornia Peggy? I think she is needed for this sort of situation.

And it's the noisy, not the quiet kids that get noticed around here, but lounge people do look after each other more than elsewhere --so I hope you stick it out.

Besides, when you feel ignored, just post a thread titled,

"Pay attention to me dammit!" and people will respond.

:pals:

[graywarrior]

11. But I'm not a drama queen!

Or am I?

[CreekDog]

20. i think anyone who, on a weekly basis, almost quits something they don't want to quit

qualifies as a "drama queen".

:woohoo:

[graywarrior]

21. Thanks for clarifying that.

Now I can be even more self absorbed. *snort*

[CreekDog]

25. this is the place for that

:donut:

[graywarrior]

26. I sure can't get away with that at home.

[CreekDog]

27. are New Hampshire people cantankerous?

just wonderin'

[graywarrior]

31. Yes.

[AspenRose]

33. HELL yes

}(

[graywarrior]

34. And we hate Massholes even tho most of us are from there.

[hisownpetard]

35. Are you calling me a Masshole??? And here I was just about to tell you how valuable your voice

and good humor are to us daily-grind DUers!!

Well...HMMMPH!

Don't you ever even THINK of taking your taped duck and leaving DU.
I would never forgive you!

[graywarrior]

39. *snort*

Ok, so you, alone, are not a Masshole. But the rest of us are only Massholes when we drive through North Conway.

[hisownpetard]

40. Well, then. **snort.** That's better. **snort-snort**

I'm feeling very Edith-Ann, right about now.

Did you toss out your momentary snit-fit about thinking of leaving DU?

I, for one, would miss you terribly. You and your envy-producing hair.

[graywarrior]

41. Yes, this is day 5 so I am over my hissy fit and looking forward to the next one.

Envy-producing hair. . .bwhahahahahahahahaha, that's hairlarious!

[CreekDog]

38. i'm guessing by your cursing that you are one

:spank:

[graywarrior]

42. OMG, is HELL a curse word?

Fuck!

[CreekDog]

50. wow, you are getting another week of winter for that outburst

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

51. Damn!

Oops.

[KitchenWitch]

12. Are you calling me NOISY?

Put 'em up!

:evilgrin:

[VenusRising]

9. I would miss you every second.

:loveya:

[graywarrior]

15. You, I know.

:loveya:

[VenusRising]

16. Sorry about your bagels.

Want to share a raspberry scone?

:hug:

[graywarrior]

19. Sure!

I had a strawberry/cheese muffin from the Hess gas station store yesterday. It was so greasy my gallbladder is still pissed at me today.

[VenusRising]

24. I had my gall bladder ripped out.

Bring on the muffins!

:)

[hisownpetard]

36. Well, FYI, I don't think that particular Hess gas station is a 4-star establishment.

Not absolutely positive, but reasonably sure.

[graywarrior]

43. But I buy all my groceries there.

Plus I get free air for my tires! ! ! !

[hisownpetard]

44. Are they accepting reservations for New Year's Eve, or are they all booked?

I'd like to book a table for two, please, near the diesel pump?

[graywarrior]

48. I can only get two near the fireworks display.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

10. i notice when you are missing. i just assume you are busy

:hug:

[graywarrior]

13. Me? Queen Slacker?

Hahahahahahahahaha.

Thanks, love.
:loveya:

[CreekDog]

22. but you are not as awesome as datasuspect

see the other thread for more info.

[datasuspect]

18. you don't do lots of "i'm leaving DU" threads?

right?

if not, then you completely rock.

i leave here lots of times.

no big deal. this place isn't real.

[billyskank]

29. You can't quit. I forbid it.

I quit loads of times, and I always came back. But you can't quit. You can take a break, but I need you here. Sorry. I'll die without you.

[graywarrior]

32. OMG, the responsibility!

[lost-in-nj]

37. I missed your duck

and you

just figured you were riding your bike and the brakes broke..
We knew you would eventually stop sometime




:hi:




lost

[graywarrior]

45. I'm so predictable

[RevolutionaryActs]

46. Who are you?

Do I know? You seem kind of familiar.... :think:

[graywarrior]

52. OMG, we're hitched and you don't know?

I'm doomed.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

49. I seem to recall your last hissy

I made a fortune- I bet myself a thousand bucks you'd be back.











































I won.

:toast: