"Merry" Christmas, "Happy" Hannukah, "Merry" Kwanzaa...

[Taverner]

What about Devali and Ramadan?

Delicious Devali?

Riotous Ramadan?

How do you wish merriment with these holidays?

[no name no slogan]

1. You forgot about Festivus

you bigot.

[baldguy]

2. The rest of these are joyful celebrations

With Feats Of Strength and the Airing Of Grievances, Festivus is a more somber occasion.

[KamaAina]

8. And you forgot about the War on Festivus!

We will hear no more of that godless, America-hating pseudo-holiday!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7244777&mesg_id=7244777

edit: godless!

[Initech]

3. To quote Krusty The Klown:

"And that ends Krusty's non denominational holiday fun fest! So have a Merry Christmas, a Happy Chanukah, a Krazy Kwanzaa, a Tip-Top Tet, and a solemn and meaningful Ramadan. Now, over to my god, our sponsors."

[Aristus]

4. The British seem to use "Happy Christmas" interchangebly.

Perfectly all right, but it sounds a little weird to ears accustomed to "Merry".

[Orsino]

5. I just figured out how to make a freeper's head explode! Two words!

"Feliz Navidad"!

[lightningandsnow]

6. No, THIS is how you make their head explode.

"Happy Solstice!"

[Orsino]

7. Oh, that'll produce the usual rage, sure.

I meant Captain-Kirk-outsmarting-a-computer explode, with smoke and everything, as two contradictory bits of freeper dogma collide head-on.