MY cat can kick YOUR cat's ASS. Enjoy this photo of Seiko, the world's GREATEST cat.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

[graywarrior]

1. My cat has something to say about that

[Amerigo Vespucci]

2. Um...err...well, that is...ahem...

:rofl:

[AlCzervik]

3. your cat, it looks exactly like it should.

[graywarrior]

5. He learned it from me.

*mee-fucking-ow*

[hisownpetard]

19. Man, I would not mess with her. (Amerigo - grab your cat and r-u-n...)

[Omphaloskepsis]

23. Oh crap.. You made your cat look like you..

How did you do that?

[benny05]

4. oh yeah?

Elmo is the alpha cat!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

10. Elmo the Alpha Cat?

:rofl:

[benny05]

13. Yes as we have 2 cats

The other one is very sweet and tries to play hardball with Elmo, but Elmo is mentally tougher than the other cat. He's learning though.

[Arugula Latte]

52. OMG -- that face! I heart Elmo!

:loveya: :loveya:

[leeroysphitz]

6. .

[Solon]

7. Oh yeah, well this one already took care of one cat, and ready to go after another...

[graywarrior]

8. Ha ha, that's is funny, man!

[benny05]

9. Tuxedo cats

Look classy like George Clooney, but kick ass.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

11. There aren't a lot of things that actually make me laugh out freakin' LOUD...

...but that photo is DEFINITELY one of them.

:rofl:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

40. that is hilarious

Round Two!!

[Qanisqineq]

12. Think again!

[benny05]

14. Excellent photo!

And looks pretty good, works for the Sopranos. :-)

[Amerigo Vespucci]

15. Wow, what I wouldn't give to read THAT cat's mind...

...YES, agreed, EXCELLENT photo.

:toast:

[Qanisqineq]

16. Thanks!

As far as reading his mind... not much seems to go on up there! I hate to say it, I love him to death, but he isn't very bright. His skull seems to be an inch thick -- he loves to run into things with his head while he's running at top speed. He just looks mean in pictures, he's really a sweetheart.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

17. My mom had a cat named Sam...

...the vet cured him of distemper, which is something vets are often reluctant to do. Sam was one brick shy of a load after that, but my mom loved him in spite of himself.

Cats are the ultimate trip...a domesticated wild animal with their own unbendable agenda who have free reign of the house while we sleep.

:rofl:

:toast:

[Lex]

18. My cat and her lovely disposition:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

20. Now THAT'S a cat with an ATTITUDE.

:rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

21. Attack kitteh!!

[Orsino]

22. You may take two steps forward and genuflect.

His Imperial Majesty, Chester I--may the heavens rain odors on Him!--is in an ill humor today, and is not seeking a new court jester. You may leave salmon treats at the base of His throne if you would seek His favor.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

31. Very cool cat!

The colors, the face...not your everyday ordinary generic cat by any means.

[stuntcat]

24. He looks like he knows it.

.

[yellowdogintexas]

25. that is a gorgeous photo, by the way. Now meet Scamp, who could intimidate any cat

Her Haughtiness awaits your groveling.



She was fondly known as Queen Bitch of the Universe, and although declawed was Boss Cat of our house from the time we acquired a second cat when she was about a year old until the day she died, at age 17.
She lorded all over a total of 8 other cats.

Kittens were accepted, and tolerated. No Adult Cats Need Apply. She was a smallish cat with a very intimidating personality.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

30. Yep, I do detect a "regal" tone...

:toast:

[Liberal Veteran]

26. My laser guided ninja cats beg to differ.

[quip]

27. Nice post, Kitler

Can't we just focus on the REAL enemy..... dogs!

:popcorn:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

32. That's got to be a first...

:rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

53. Pshaw -- dogs. Those inferior brutes aren't even worthy of our consideration.

:)

[Steven_S]

28. My cat can kick your dog's ass....

Twenty-eight pounds of badass.

[Roon]

29. Bring it on!!!!

[Guava Jelly]

33. My cat called your cat a Pussy

cat

[graywarrior]

34. Grrr. That's right, grrrr

Oh and by the way. . .

[sazemisery]

35. Lego will disintegrate you with his lazer gaze

[DeepBlueC]

36. now that is just creepy...

have you stuffed tiddlywinks in there or what...?

[Eurobabe]

37. I don't know man, Buddy Warm Paws is FIERCE!!

[DeepBlueC]

39. he looks STONED to me..

[Eurobabe]

43. he's gonna come BITE you for that comment.

:rofl:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

38. Nobody kicks the ass

of Pixie, the Samurai Kitteh who can kick all cat asses, all the time.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

55. That's like an Al Capone cat...that cat could make a phone call and have you WHACKED!

:rofl:

[redwitch]

58. Who put that nose on that cat?

It belongs to a tabby! Absolutely gorgeous!

[graywarrior]

41. The mother of all of them

[Vinca]

42. That guy reminds me of our long deceased cat Sparky.

He used to go airborne and bite your legs for sport. Here, kitty, kitty.:rofl:

[Der Blaue Engel]

44. Oh, yeah? Well mine can draw the energy out of a heater through his toes

and shoot it out his eyes.

[liberal hypnotist]

45. A dangerous statement.

Cat competition can become socially dangerous. A cat "fight club" movement would be dangerous for cats and owners but, an advantage to a vet. Are you a clandestine veterinarian? :+

[Perry Logan]

46. And to protect them all...Catwoman.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

56. YES...but not THAT Catwoman. THIS Catwoman...

...the ONLY Catwoman:



:toast:

[TZ]

47. Ha! My cat likes the taste of people's hands.....

Want to mess with a ticked off Smokie?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

57. That cat's SNACKIN'...and not in a GOOD way.

:rofl:

[Angel]

48. I have light beams for eyes !

[graywarrior]

49. I have more balls than all of youse. I just have to find them.

[Ptah]

50. meh

[Betty88]

51. bring it

[Amerigo Vespucci]

59. Now THAT'S a stare-down.

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

54. Meowholes!