I have no food in the house and we're going to get 5-9 inches of snow

[Droopy]

I'd say we already have 4 inches on the ground. On my way home from work today I thought about going to the grocery store, but I figured I'd just call the pizza delivery place if I got hungry. Does that make me a bad person?

[BarenakedLady]

1. Big storm coming here tomorrow

Gah.

You are not a bad person. Pizza is yummy.

[Countdown_3_2_1]

2. Do you have a cat?

and some barbecue sauce

[Droopy]

3. There's a really good come back to that

But I'm afraid I'd offend the virginal sensibilities of the DU.

[Solon]

4. Just to let you know, roof Rabbit is VERY gamey...

don't ask me how I know that. x(

[sarge43]

18. Let her rip, Droopy.

Everyone on DU has forgotten where they left their virginity and Dems don't have sensibilities. They have attitudes.

[SoxFan]

5. Ohj, boo-hoo!

I have Patriots tickets, and I have to make my way to Foxborough (about 80 miles) in this crap!

[Droopy]

6. I think I'd stay home, eat the tickets and wash it down with some brew

[SoxFan]

9. Not an option

It's a $400 club seat that a friend offered me. he would have me drawn and quartered if I didn't put it to use.

Besides, there's a chance that Randy Moss could break Jerry Rice's record for most TD receptions in a season.

[NC_Nurse]

7. As long as you tip well and don't expect quick delivery.

No problem. :)

[Wcross]

8. You can live up to one month with no food.

Nothing to worry about.

[Droopy]

10. LOL! That's the spirit! And besides I do have beer and cigarettes.

Can't go without the essentials.

[Wcross]

11. A man has to keep the essentials on hand, food is a luxury. n/t

[GreenPartyVoter]

12. Well, fill up some containers with water in case the power goes.

[SPKrazy]

13. Pizza is good

shoe leather if it gets really bad and the pizza can't make it there

:P

you're in a state where they surely plow the streets and people are used to snow

so you're badness is in no relation to your choice of wanting pizza... in other words, if you're bad, it ain't 'cause of the pizza :P

[JVS]

14. you're screwn

[DarkTirade]

15. Only if you're a bad tipper. :)

[tigereye]

16. I was gonna say, that makes you a guy!

I'm just kidding! ;)


once you have kids, you can't go with that option, though. They need the bread and milk... I once walked to the grocery store after a blizzard left 18 inches of snow and then found the grocery store closed!


on edit, that's when you comb through your cupboard and find that bag of 12 bean soup that's multi years old and clean out the crisper of carrots and onions that are somewhat past their prime!

[Nikia]

17. As long as they don't shut down the pizza delivery

That happened during the last winter storm in this town. They decided to shut down early.

[rug]

19. Dip your pinky in ketchup.

[hisownpetard]

20. Actually, if you're down to eating ketchup as your entree, I don't think it matters

which finger you use.

I mean, why be a stickler, at that point?