I need help. I just can't decide on TM's Xmas present this year!

[matcom]

which do you think I should give her?



Or...




:hide:

[KitchenWitch]

1. Oh matcom!

:spank::spank:

[matcom]

2. that doesn't help. i am looking for INPUT here!

:D

[Mrs.Matcom]

6. True...

you like the spanks! :evilgrin:

[flvegan]

3. The boots, definitely.

Not only for your visual pleasure, but ensures she has shit to walk home in.

[matcom]

5. she is normally barefoot in my kitchen

this is going to alter my way of thinking

[DarkTirade]

4. You have to be honest with yourself. Is this a present for TM... or is it really a present for YOU?

Either way, I'd say buy both. :)

[matcom]

7. well I DO like to buy 'practical' gifts

:think:

[Midlodemocrat]

8. The boots are beautiful, but what she would really like is for you to fully fund her college account

Oh, and get her mom a Louis Vuitton - the Alma.

TIA.

[matcom]

9. she doesn't NEED to go to college

*I'LL* take care of her needs

:P

:hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

10. She *wants* to. She wants to be smart like her mother.

:rofl:

:hi:


(Wait until she sees this, or better yet, her father. I better make sure the defibrillator is working)

[matcom]

11. you show these to DAD???!!1

:scared:

[LynneSin]

13. Midlo - don't let me point out to Matcom that you've paid to have your kids.....

waterboarded! I think any sane Judge (or at least one that believes waterboarding is just like swimming) will hand over the kids right to Matcom

[sasquatch]

15. Future slaves of the matcom empire they will be

[GOPisEvil]

12. Why choose? Get both.

:think:

[rug]

14. She needs this:

You need this: