"...sniffa actually won 4,378,285 DUzies this week."

[flvegan]

:rofl:

Oh, the DUzy Awards hurt my sides this week.

[bicentennial_baby]

1. That was hawt...

:rofl:

[flvegan]

2. You know, from what I hear...half of those are legally yours.

:rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

5. Shhhhhh!

I'm a ghostwriter!! :rofl:

What can I say, I married well.... :D

[sniffa]

3. go fucking me!

:woohoo:

and just think if all those locks and deletes didn't happen, i would have broken the record.

[flvegan]

6. And to think, you did all that on top of you and I phone banking for Hillary

in Iowa.

Done good, bro.

[LeftyMom]

4. How much did you pay JeffR for all of yours?

Is that what happened to my gift? You blew all the money on internet accolades, didn't you?!?!?!!?

[flvegan]

7. My uber clever contributions to DU are payment enough.

:hide:

[LeftyMom]

9. You're missing an umlaut, Hitler.

[flvegan]

12. Like my participles, my umlauts dangle.

[LeftyMom]

14. Perhaps you should switch to briefs.

[flvegan]

15. They don't make Spongebob briefs.

Besides, I need ROOM.

[LeftyMom]

17. When I grow up I'm going to make big boy underoo sets and make a fortune.

I can picture it now:

LM: Look, honey! I got you your very own Superman undershirt and underpants set! It has the Superman logo on the front and everything!

flv: I don't know, does it have a cape?

LM: Sure does!

flv: <Bounces around like a ten year old girl who has just won boy band tickets>

Repeat in households all over the country. Get very wealthy.

[flvegan]

18. Dude, the person that makes adult footie-pjs will be a brazillionaire.

If there's a cape, all the better.

Can I get a Shazam set, too?

[LeftyMom]

21. I have a pattern for those.

When you come out here, if you ask me very, very nicely, we can go to the fabric store and get stuff to make you a set.

[flvegan]

29. You know how..."big" I am.

You could just surprise me with footy jammies, you know.

[LeftyMom]

30. Not if you want them to fit, goofball.

The pattern would almost certainly be too small in a few different spots, so I'd really need to get your measurements and adjust as needed. You're too damn big for me to waste fabric making something that doesn't fit right the first time. And I want you to pick out fabric you like that won't broil you to death down there in America's Sleepy Penis.

[flvegan]

31. "You're too damn big"

Word. Thanks for the props, love.

[LeftyMom]

32. I didn't mean *that*

Jeebus.

[bicentennial_baby]

8. Gift? What gift, Pol Pot?

:shrug:

[flvegan]

10. Shit, ask Bangalore.

Or is it Manila?

[LeftyMom]

13. If you really loved me, you'd have flown out there and put somebody in a headlock by now.

x(

[LeftyMom]

11. That's eactly the problem, Idi Amin.

:shrug:

[bicentennial_baby]

16. Me confused, Stalin...

x(

[LeftyMom]

23. Apparently a certain large e-tailer of books, movies and pretty Kitchenaid cookware

billed a certain muscular vegan for my present, then promptly lost any record that said order existed.

This is still being sorted out.

I do not have my pans yet. x(

[no name no slogan]

19. He wuz ROBBED

I counted 4,378,286

I DEMAND A RECOUNT

[sniffa]

22. You should blame Nader

Fuck Nader!

[LeftyMom]

24. Oh shit, LoZo hacked sniffa's account!

He could be looking at the biboobies as we speak! :wow:

[no name no slogan]

26. You're trying to kill me, right

seriously.... breathing is getting increasinging difficutlsd

[bicentennial_baby]

27. Ew, hellz no...

I'd kick his ass into next week, series....

[flvegan]

28. Score one for Oasis!

[no name no slogan]

25. HELLYEAH!!! I'm going over to GDP and post about it!

:thumbsup:

[no name no slogan]

20. OMFG

Seriously, I have NEVER laughed at a thread so hard as I've laughed at this one.

Must..... breathe....... :rofl: