Did you ever read something in GD/GDP that made you feel like this?

[LaurenG]

[Rosemary2205]

1. Never wanted to lop off a head but smacking someone upside it maybe.

On a daily basis.

[LaurenG]

3. I hear that.

I was just taking about the feeling behind him. The power to make it stop - not necessarily through violence.

[Writer]

2. Yes.

~Writer the Tyrant~

[LaurenG]

7. Lol

That picture of Thor conveys power to me. I don't need to hurt anyone I just need to get powerful. ARRRGH, <---like that.

[kaiden]

4. I'd spare the goats, though.

[LaurenG]

11. Of course- no harm to the creatures, after all I am a veg head.

:rofl:

[FloridaJudy]

5. Thor? I'm tho thore that

============================================== never mind

[LaurenG]

15. Waht made you thor?

:7

[FloridaJudy]

31. It's the punchline to an ancient dirty joke

Valhalla: the morning after....

[AlCzervik]

6. one poster in particular is hilarious because they are so full of themselves

like they are their own porn.

[Rosemary2205]

8. Dramaqueens aplenty over there.

There's not just one..........

I'm going to have to get more popcorn.

[AlCzervik]

16. not even a drama queen, that would be refreshing compared to how they are now.

[hisownpetard]

9. You talkin' ta ME?

:shrug:

[AlCzervik]

10. not you dear but i'll put you the list ok?

this one is just soooo in love with themselves.

[hisownpetard]

18. Wish I knew who it was! (The National Enquirer was sold out).

[AlCzervik]

20. oh you know who it is, you don't know who i mean.

you post in gd so you know.

[lost-in-nj]

12. Every FREEKIN time

I log in.....


lost

[LaurenG]

13. You know that is good to hear

I thought I was one of the great unwashed. I have already lost it there once and I am endeavoring not to repeat it...So here I am. :rofl:

[Coyote_Bandit]

14. Been on both ends of that hammer

GD scares me.

[LaurenG]

17. I love GD I just can't take it recently...

must be those darn primaries the older members are always talking about. :o

[NYCGirl]

19. Any time a post begins with "An Open Letter To", you can be sure it's

sick-making.

[LaurenG]

24. I can take those, it's the your candidate is a loser, and the taunting.

Those things are hard to take for me, even when it's not my candidate.

[Turbineguy]

21. They play

bagpipes in GD?

[LaurenG]

26. You mean the skin flute?

mental masturbation - yes.

[datasuspect]

22. a chariot drawn by goats?

nah.

[LaurenG]

23. I think that would be cruelty to animals, that guy has to be at least 12 ft tall

and 500 lbs. :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

25. not usually any more

i used to get out of sorts about GD or GD-P

but i realize that they are full of people who think their shit doesn't stink and they are right and every one else is wrong

with that in mind I may go off on someone, and may feel that way once in a while, but not often

[LaurenG]

27. Not often is good. I think everyone has a different breaking point

this week I hit mine. :hi:

[sarge43]

28. Like a big blond white guy in a skirt and sheep skin cloak with a thing for goats?

I certainly hope not.

[LaurenG]

29. Well then, was it the thing for goats...

:rofl:

[sarge43]

30. Well, it was either a goat skin cloak or a thing for sheep .....

[DarkTirade]

32. I usually only feel thor when I've pulled a muscle or something.

[Orrex]

33. "I'm tho thor I can hardly pith."

Next time you're over there, just keep posting the same reply again and again. Make it sufficiently generic that you might not be fucking with them...

on edit: Dammit. Floridajudy is at least three hours funnier than I am. Doh!

[deucemagnet]

34. Like going on a hammer-wielding rampage in my goat-drawn chariot?

I can't say that I have. Not yet, at least. :P

[Ptah]

35. Yes, and stop holding my hair so tight.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

36. It's all that pataphysical science

Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with her a test tube
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine
Calls her on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pictures Jo-o-o-oan?"
But as she's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
made sure that she was dead

Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid and unpleasant scene-e-e-ene
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing fifty times "I must not be so-o-o-o
But when she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
made sure that she was dead

P.C. thirty one said "we've caught a dirty one"
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures, oh, oh, oh, oh
Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free
The judge does not agree, and he tells them so-o-o-o
But, as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes from behind

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
came down upon his head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
made sure that he was dead
Silver hammer man