Now hiring for MrScorpio's Circus Of Perversion

[MrScorpio]

Post your resumes!

[lost-in-nj]

1. Short and to the point

I am A PEV!!!!
and proud of it......

:silly:

lost

on edit: I have the random pevvy thoughts to.....

[MrScorpio]

2. You're hired

You are now Brenda, the Serpent Queen

[lost-in-nj]

17. Do I get to use whips?????

and oils???



lost

[MrScorpio]

22. Of course you do

Make it look good

[flvegan]

3. I am my resume.

[MrScorpio]

You're hired

You are now the Amazing Sleazo, with his codpiece of iron

[flvegan]

32. Yes!!

I've been waiting to take my iron codpiece out of mothballs.

[krispos42]

4. In inches or centimeters?

:P

[MrScorpio]

8. You're hired

You are now Tiny, the Clown car driver

[krispos42]

16. Those things are manual-shift, aren't they?

Good thing my nickname is "Tripod"...


:evilgrin: :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

5. I have special talents

:evilgrin:

that's all :hi:

[MrScorpio]

9. You're hired

You are now The Incredible Dirk, the Diggler

[Dangerously Amused]

6. My butt is pink.

Does that help any?

[MrScorpio]

12. You're hired

You are now Pinkie, the Human Slinky

[Dangerously Amused]

24. Have you SEEN this dude?!?

Unbelievable!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zLhFIzzqts&feature=related

[AlCzervik]

7. i'll bring cake.

[MrScorpio]

15. You're hired

You now are in charge of the mess tent

[Coyote_Bandit]

10. Alumni

of a fundamentalist "Christian" "school."

Can't beat those credentials.

[MrScorpio]

18. You're hired

You are now Healo, the Fantantic

[Coyote_Bandit]

19. Can I have a closet and maybe some young folks?

I'll supply the Bibles.

[SallyMander]

11. I'm pretty sure i could be tied up with my own hair

:evilgrin:

[MrScorpio]

20. You're hired

You are now Mistress Maugham, the Queen Of Human Bondage

[SeattleGirl]

13. I think you will find, from my resume, that I have some of THE

most perverted thoughts ever thought. I am sending my resume under private cover, however, as I do not want to get your thread locked.

Here's a sneak peak, though:

[MrScorpio]

21. You're hired

You are now Ring Mistress Sadica

[IzaSparrow]

14. I can do the helicopter.

and perform more often with more drinkey (more drinkey=less clothing)

[MrScorpio]

23. You're hired

You are now Spinney, The Human Centrifuge

[Dr. Strange]

25. We're called the Aristocrats.

Want to see our act?

[MrScorpio]

26. You bet

But lay a tarp out first

[LeftyMom]

27. I'm actually the dirty-minded one.

:shrug:

[MrScorpio]

29. You're hired

You are now Bimbetta, The Queen of Sleazia

[RainDog]

28. I've read the kama sutra

and I saw the movie!

[MrScorpio]

31. You're hired

You are now Lotus, Princess of Orgasmia

[RainDog]

34. omg!!!! that's is SOOOO true!! :)

[Turbineguy]

30. I can renovate

labyrinth glands!

[MrScorpio]

33. You're hired

You are now Barney, the Carney

[DarkTirade]

35. I have the natural ability to take just about any word, sentance or phrase and turn it into

something perverted.

And an uncanny ability to add extra phrases into conversaion, like, "That's what SHE said!" and "Your mom!"

*edit* Oh, and I've got a third nipple. Does that count?

[MrScorpio]

36. You're hired

You are now Wordy, the Tongue Twister


Oh, yeah and for the record, I have FOUR nipples

[DarkTirade]

41. I like it.

I'll twist the tongues of friend and foe alike, much to the delight of the audience! I'll twist their words 'twixt their lips, then reinsert them into the nearest convenient orifice.

"That's what SHE said!" :P

[FloridaJudy]

37. Peanuts! Popcorn! Rubbers!

Let's keep this kinky but safe, folks!

[TZ]

38. Have you met my alter ego, Lady Turtlensue?

[sarge43]

39. If you ever need to do close order drill in the nude, just give me a call

Hey, if you've never tried it, don't sneer. It can be liberating.

[IzaSparrow]

42. is this a reference to...

i'm hung like a tuna can?

[bridgit]

40. I am expert with 'specialty' archery equipment...

[taterguy]

43. Got kicked out of the Bindlestiff Family Circus for being too weird