From a friend in the UK, a geography lesson

[Warpy]

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice; takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages; only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for knowledge visit there.



GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 70, a man is like the USA, wants to control everything, consume everything, fuck everything, do as he pleases, and is ruled by a little prick.

[Droopy]

1. Whoever wrote that has never met me.

[IzaSparrow]

2. w00t!

go pirates!

[lost-in-nj]

3. I was going to say

its probably all good....

except the "little" part
oh yeah
even though I am in the 41-50 age range



I feel like I am in the 18-41
age frame


:hi:

lost

[Droopy]

4. I'm a nice guy, lost. Plain and simple.

And I really don't think I'm a rare commodity. Us nice guys just don't get a lot of press. ;)

[TZ]

6. I believe you...

I've met plenty of nice guys. But sadly for me, they are all married..*sigh*

[lost-in-nj]

7. I know Droopy

You are GREAT guy......


:hug:

lost

[Droopy]

9. Thank you

You've got a big heart. Everybody likes lost-in-nj. :)

[DarkTirade]

8. Well they might if they weren't so nice all the time.

Hmm... wait a minute... :P

[TZ]

5. LMAO!

Didn't expect that last part...Thats damn funny..
Thanks for that!:thumbsup: