Have you heard this dog joke? A Great Dane and a Dachsund,

[rateyes]

both males, are standing outside in six inches of snow. The Great Dane says, "My paws are cold." The Dachsund growls, "I don't want to hear it. I've got problems of my own."

[xchrom]

1. lol -- that's cute.

[rateyes]

2. We're foster parents for dogs...

5 of our own, and 4 fosters. I thought it was a cute joke, too.

[xchrom]

3. i'm just a huge fan of dogs.

i love 'em.

good deal that you foster -- very good deal.

[rateyes]

6. My wife's idea...

but, it was a good idea. Of course, we've had to rip up all our carpet and put down hardwood floors...that many dogs tracking in and out of the house....whew!!

[Pool Hall Ace]

4. Oh, my dachshund loves that joke!

Of course, he doesn't realize that he has short legs. He thinks he's been blessed with a really long schlong!

[rateyes]

5. One of our fosters is a long haired (and long schlonged)...

dachsund. :rofl: (And, now I know that I have short legs. Thanks a lot.) :rofl:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

7. Shouldn't that read...

...and the Dachsund growls, "mmmghh mmmm mfff!"

[rateyes]

8. ROFLMAO...

you make a good point. :rofl: :rofl: