And now, presenting a combination 1GB mp3 Player/Taser.

[TheMightyFavog]

http://opinion.latimes.com/bitplayer/2008/01/gadget-of-the-d.html

You know what a bother it is to carry both your MP3 music player and your Taser gun?

Worry no more.

Today at CES, Taser International introduced the Taser MPH -- the first combination hand-held music player and Taser.

The player, which has a 1-GB capacity that can hold about 150 songs, is embedded in a holster that slips on your belt. Feel the need to zap someone and you can unholster the Taser, use the built-in laser pointer to aim, and blam -- a couple of darts carrying 50,000 volts hits your victim.

And you don't have to miss a beat.

Imagine if I posted this baby in GD!

[DarkTirade]

1. Does it have an SD expansion slot?

'cause if so I can triple the storage space. They were having a sale on one brand of 2GB SD cards right before christmas and I snagged one. :)

[VenusRising]

3. Only if you are willing to fore go some voltage.

:P

[DarkTirade]

5. Nevermind then.

I love my music, but not at the expense of my personal safety!

[VenusRising]

6. Those who give up music for safety deserve neither!

~Ben Vereen or someone.

[DarkTirade]

7. Yew can have mah voltage when you pry it from my

shaking, twitching fingers!

[VenusRising]

2. With a handy poll at the end...

What do you think of this gadget
31.4%
That's totally cool
3.3%
A little too old school
65.3%
Don't be a fool
331 total responses

[DS1]

4. It came bundled with "Ride the Lightning" by Metallica, until Lars found out and sued

for more money

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. Let me guess... Men won't be keeping this in their front pockets.

[LeftyMom]

9. Begging for a parody of those ipod silhouette ads.