All right, WHO'S RESPONSIBLE?!?

[Oeditpus Rex]

I DEMAND to know!! :grr:

[Der Blaue Engel]

1. I'm irresponsible, so it couldn't be me

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Thank you for your honesty

:patriot:

[Der Blaue Engel]

10. I felt it was important to come forward

:patriot:

[MissHoneychurch]

2. It wasn't me

:D

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=n0auMZTRR1o&feature=related

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. I prefer the one by Chuck Berry

...which I can't find on YouTube. x(

[MissHoneychurch]

9. Don't even know the one by Chuck Berry

but as long as it is Chuck Berry and not Chuck Norris :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Here's a sample of George Thorogood's cover

http://www.amazon.com/It-Wasnt-Me/dp/B000UDKV4W



Well he was cold, tired, and hungry, came a-beggin' for bread
The lady took him in and fed him breakfast in bed
It wasn't me
No, no, baby, it wasn't me
Ah, that must have been some other body
No, no, child, it wasn't me

Well, there's a cool, young whippersnapper loves to run and play
But the draft board got him, they inducted him today
It wasn't me
No, no, baby, it wasn't me
Yeah, you must've meant some other body
No, no, child, it wasn't me

Callin' out for volunteers on the front row
Lieutenant said "Which one of y'all will volunteer to go?"
It wasn't me
Woo, it wasn't me
Yeah, that must've been some other body
No, no, child, it wasn't me

Wailin' down the freeway, adjust the cruisin' power
The state trooper clocked me at 90 miles an hour
It wasn't me
No, no, sheriff, it wasn't me
Well you must have meant some other body
No, no, it wasn't me

Well you say you saw my car parked by the drive-in one night
Came over to speak to me but I was outta sight
It wasn't me
No, no, baby, it wasn't me
That must've been some other body
No, no, child, it wasn't me

I met a German girl in England who was goin' to school in France
Said we danced the Mississippi at an Alpha Kappa dance
It wasn't me
Woo, it wasn't me
Yeah, you must've meant some other body
No, no, child, it wasn't me

[SeattleGirl]

3. Well, I'm a total flake, so I know it wasn't me.

Have you looked under the bed yet? :scared:

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. You kiddin'?

Lucy goes under there. :scared:

[SeattleGirl]

8. Don't freak!

I'm sure if Lucy goes under the bed, it's all very safe from whomever is responsible.

However.....

What about the......

CLOSET??????????

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. No, see...

Sometimes she takes her kills under there. :scared:

[krispos42]

7. Demand in one hand...

and shit in the other. Then applause wildly with your mouth wide open.





:hide:

[Lady Freedom]

12. God.

He has been a real jerk lately.

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. Oh, man, don't make him mad!

[lost-in-nj]

15. California Peggy

she even wrote a thread about it!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7320679

lost

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ThomCat]

16. Blame the consultants. That's why they were hired.

Professional scapegoats.

[LynneSin]

17. HA-HA