Today's "Darwin Award" Winner!

[Bennyboy]

Driver Apparently Buckles Up Beer, Not Self

CITRUS HEIGHTS, Calif. - A man who lost control of his vehicle and was later treated for injuries may have buckled in a pack of beer, but not himself, according to a police report. Citrus Heights police said witnesses saw Alexsandr Gritsyuk traveling northbound at about 60 mph on Van Maren Lane Sunday night, but failed to negotiate a turn at Garden Gate and hit a tree.

Officers said Gritsyuk appeared to be unrestrained by a seat belt, but that a 12-pack of beer in his car was secure.

The investigation is continuing.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22546862

[meegbear]

1. I'm a bit of a purist ...

Darwin Award winners have to die to win.

[Bennyboy]

3. Yeah probably should have said contestant.....

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

5. And they should die before they reproduce

to really remove their genes from the pool.

Not clear in the article about this beer-lover.

[SPKrazy]

2. Darwin award winners die

hence the survival of the fittest

and the demise of the stupidest

[rug]

4. If they simply sever their genitals they qualify.

[Dr. Strange]

6. That's true: the key qualification is removal from the gene pool.

The more creative, the better.