Help! How to give my cat a thrill...

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He's soooo melllooow...

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1. Simple.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=B2Je1CEPkUM

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3. Looks great, but it looks expensive!

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4. You are saying that your cat is not worth it?

You KNOW that your furry lord and master would disagree with that!

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5. Good point, Peake. Let's just keep this little conversation between us, okay?

No reason to disturb teh kittehs. :hi:

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11. What's it worth to ya?

Loose lips sink relationships. Shell out or find a gift on yer pillow, in your shoe...

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13. Please don't make me divulge to DU that your real name is

Niel O'brien

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14. Looks like a Rick Roll to me.

I'm off to snitch to yer kitteh.

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16. Nice post, Snitchler

Hot funk, cool punk, even if its old junk, it's still a Ricky Roll to me.

:rofl: :hi:

[racaulk]

2. One word: catnip.

Nice copycat, BTW. :rofl:

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6. You spotted it!

:D

Actually, we've never gotten catnip for any of our cats over the years. I'm not even sure what the stuff is! :scared: :hi:

[racaulk]

7. Oh, you should try it!

You can buy it in any pet store. You can buy it as a plant or, more commonly, as a package of dried catnip. It's an herb, and it kinda looks like parsley. Just sprinkle a little bit on the floor in front of your cat and watch the fun! They get all loopy and roll around for a couple of minutes, but it doesn't harm them at all.

It's like pot for cats!

:hi:

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9. BAAHHHH!!!!!

"Pot for cats"????!!!!11111

God, I sprayed the monitor on that one! :rofl: :spray:

You talked me into it; I'll get some (catnip) :D :hi:

[racaulk]

17. Awesome!

You'll laugh your *ss off, I promise! :hi:

[Parche]

8. VACUUM CLEANER

That always does it.........:rofl: :rofl:

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10. Cats only understand two appliances...

The can opener (good) and the vacuum cleaner (eeevil).

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12. That suggestion sucks!

:hide: :hi:

[hippywife]

15. One that doesn't cost you anything.

Scritch-scratch his back just in front of his tail. It won't cost a dime but it probably won't be the last time you do it...he'll keep asking for it.

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18. That's what I do to make his kithole go vertical

When I want to do that, of course. :D :hi:

[Flaxbee]

19. Do NOT try to give the cat a pill -- most certainly not a thrill

(for you or said cat)

:hi: