CONFESS!!!! Why would Dr Phil show up at your bedside to film a TV Special

[LynneSin]

You know it's just a matter of time before he will!!

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. He wants tree fitty.

Damn loch ness monster! Get offa my porch!

[flvegan]

5. !!!!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I gave him a dollah.

Woman! Whatchoo givin the Loch Ness Monstah a dollah for?

[fizzgig]

25. *snort* *snerk* *snicker*

bwhahahahaha

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[MrCoffee]

2. the rubber sheets mean nothing. NOTHING!11!!

get outta my bedroom, freeper!

[Parche]

3. Dr Shill

Sometimes you make the right decision, sometimes you make the decision right.
Awareness without action is worthless.
It's better to be healthy alone than sick with someone else.

[Crabby Appleton]

4. Because I'm a dipshit magnet. nt

[Amerigo Vespucci]

6. "Smart Man, Foolish Choices"...

...I'm withholding the details for my tell-all autobiography.

But trust me, I'm smart, and yet I've somehow made some major-league bonehead decisions.

:evilgrin:

[av8rdave]

7. Bet he would if I had a sleep number bed!

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. How does he REALLY feel?

[LynneSin]

12. I'm saving that picture

it's a classic that'll rear it's ugly head a thousand times in the DU lounge

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. It should be most useful during the primaries, eh?

And thanks- that one is actually an original.

[lildreamer316]

9. Here you go:

[LynneSin]

13. Except we should ignore the fact that Dr. Phil's son Jay is married

to a playboy centerfold most nortious for being triplets who all get boob enlargements and bleached their hair blonde

Not kidding - you can google that one

[Ellen Forradalom]

19. Oh did Jay snag one of the Dahm triplets?

Lemme check that out!

[Ellen Forradalom]

20. Erica, the middle one

[Maraya1969]

57. She's notorious for being triples? That I would like to see.

:hi:

[sasquatch]

24. Is that you?

:hi:

[lildreamer316]

27. Lord, no.

I wish.

[sasquatch]

35. You do know we will eventually need to see pics right?

}(

[LynneSin]

36. Does this help?

He married the one with the fake breasts, bleach blonde hair and spray on tan.

Wait - they all have that?

I see the nut didn't fall far from the tree.

[sasquatch]

37. .

:spank:
Bad Lynnesin, bad.

[LynneSin]

38. Don't make me call you a tool in my sig-line

I'll do it by God I will

[sasquatch]

39. If you do that I'll have the Deleware DOT put a toll booth in front of your driveway

:P









































:D

[LynneSin]

41. Go ahead - see if I care

I have no driveway so THERE!

[sasquatch]

42. Your yard then

:P

[DarkTirade]

10. Because I'm hot.

Duh. :P

[Chovexani]

17. LOL

Dr. Shill would prolly tell you to cut off that gorgeous hair and GIT A JOB SON! :rofl:

[DarkTirade]

22. ... and I'd promptly wipe his face across the nearest jagged surface.

Nobody touches the hair. :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

11. To save me from myself

:silly:

[havocmom]

15. he lost a bet

with Jerry Springer

[Chovexani]

16. Because I'm a slutty bi chick

Who's into polyamory. :silly:

My girlfriend would seriously knock Dr. Asshat the hell out though, she's got a black belt in crazy. :loveya:

[DarkTirade]

45. This comment is useless without pictures... :P

Not necessarily of your girlfriend, I mean... I just wanna see Dr. Phil get knocked the *&%$ out. :P

[Chovexani]

54. Haha.

We could put it on pay per view and solve the national debt.

[DarkTirade]

55. I'd pay to see that. :)

[FloridaJudy]

18. For the free donuts.

What? There aren't any free donuts?

Then what the f*** am I doing here??????????????

[Ellen Forradalom]

21. Because there's a frog in my bed

[LynneSin]

33. Why do you have a frog in your bed

You hoping he's a prince?

[NNadir]

23. He has long been in love with me.

I've been trying to point out that I am extremely ugly and mean, and that any way, I'm heterosexual and married, but it does no good.

The phone calls...the flowers...the calls to my wife...the stalking...it has to stop.

Phil! I have never cared for you! Now go away!

[krispos42]

26. Because apparantly he wants a collectable...

Norman Rockwell plate broken over his head to distract him while I run for something more.... potent.




I hate being woken up, especially when I'm suppose to be absolutely alone in my apartment!!!



That plate is from my grandmother. I'd be really pissed that he made me break it over his skull, too.

Grrr....

[Indi Guy]

28. Dr. Phil can pry my penis...

...from my cold dead hands!

[KG]

29. because of my immense penis.

:blush:

[meegbear]

30. To find out like it's like to be with a manly man

[MissMillie]

34. best answer thus far!

:thumbsup:

[Ikonoklast]

31. If there was money in it for him, he'd be there

Fraud. Rounder. Shill. Huckster. Fake.

He and his ilk make me question the sanity of people that swallow his codswallop.

[peekaloo]

32. to steal the money hidden in my mattress.

[stuntcat]

40. He'd say I sleep too much

Then he'd vomit up some motivational BS maybe.

And he'd probably say I shouldn't be so intimate with my cat :blush:

[BuelahWitch]

43. Probably my book buying compulsion

But then, I also have social phobia, so I doubt I'd let him in. :P

[Ikonoklast]

44. "All Ah have to sayuh about tha-ut is..."

"PULL MAH FINGER!"

[BlueIris]

46. Because I know what an ACTUAL PSYCHIATRIST looks like.

And wouldn't let him call his worthless, non-M.D. holding quack ass a "shrink" in my presence. Fuckwad.

[Left Is Write]

47. Most boring gramma-to-be on earth?

[Initech]

48. Um... he wouldn't.

I'd punch him in the face and throw sharp objects at the camera men before he could film a TV special about me. Either that or I'd let him do it, then pull a Jon Stewart and tell the world that he's a pompous douchebag.

[madinmaryland]

49. He wouldn't. He would be stuck in Delaware.

[LynneSin]

51. Oh hell no - he ain't coming to Delaware

DE tolls for pompous assholes are $4 brazillion dollars

[madinmaryland]

53. I know I'm safe, cause we won't let him out of the tunnel!

[LynneSin]

56. When he gets stuck in the tunnel - bomb away

m'kay!

[madinmaryland]

58. Block it off,

and flood it!

[BarenakedLady]

50. I think he would love to.

But I'm not spilling on the whys thankyouverymuch. :D

[Deep13]

52. Intervention by Catholic relatives to confront me about atheism. nt

[redqueen]

59. To get a firsthand account of the Hot, New Trend of CELIBACY!

:bounce: