I cooked my hand tonight, and it tasted like crap.

[CreekDog]

don't cook meat in the microwave!

:banghead:

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. lol- good copycat!

[CreekDog]

2. bless you

:hug:

[DS1]

3. That's funny

finger food is usually quite tastey

[CreekDog]

5. it just gets worse

:popcorn:

[redqueen]

4. What about microwaved bacon?

Taste the rubbery goodness!

[CreekDog]

8. well, i don't know...i have bigger problems to attend to

:rofl:

[redqueen]

9. Wrap your yuckily cooked hand in bacon!

:think:

:9

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. You should have sauteed it with collards, silly.

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. Cornflakes breading joke in 5, 4, 3...

[rug]

10. You should have used the Showtime Handrisserie.

[rug]

11. You should have used the Showtime Handrisserie.

[Fire Walk With Me]

12. Does Rachel Ray have any recipes for this?

[gratuitous]

13. What kind of rub did you use?

And if you didn't use both hands to apply it, naturally it's not going to come out very well flavored. Look, don't just throw it out. You can probably make a pretty good soup out of it, but a lot of people are uncomfortable living hand-to-mouth.