Why am I so fucking awesome?

[Guava Jelly]

Poll question: Why am I so fucking awesome?

:popcorn:
Because..

[YellowRubberDuckie]

1. Doesn't EVERYONE want in your pants?

:shrug:
Oh, it's just me then? :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

3. these ol things?

:D :blush:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

6. No...the sleep pants from last night.

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

2. You are a Gawd

man you just are d00d

:applause:





:spray:

nice post Stalin

[Guava Jelly]

5. I am a zod!

[SPKrazy]

8. even bettah!

:woohoo:

[cordelia]

4. You just are.

Celebrate it!

[Guava Jelly]

11. It is my ring of doom...

My curse.;(.Why must I be so cool?

[Flaxbee]

40. Awesomeness is a cross you must bear, my friend

be brave! Carry on! :P ;)

[PeaceNikki]

7. I picked yellow.

[Guava Jelly]

13. yellow

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qI8I6qcxWyU
:D

[PeaceNikki]

17. Yellow Ledbetter

Funny misheard lyrics video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCZAB3bl0P8

Once I saw her, on a pizza without cheese...

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

20. ..

Oh thats funny..:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. Are you a regular god, or a GOLDEN GOD!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYz3E4MckSw




:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

14. I'm almost famous!

:D

[Tuesday Afternoon]

22. how about a golden

rod....;)

[Guava Jelly]

27. It was flesh colored the last time I looked

:hide: :yoiks:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

29. but a Golden God should have a

:D

[Guava Jelly]

30. If you are going to bring out the weeds at least bring out the fun ones

[Jamastiene]

10. Dude, you just are.

:D

[Guava Jelly]

15. i know..

Man...I sure could use a flaw..:silly:

[Droopy]

12. Because

you think you are because you have a very high opinion of yourself that is inconsistent with reality. In other words, you are delusional.

Now I am incontrovertibly awesome. The voices told me so.

[Guava Jelly]

16. So what are you saying?

[Droopy]

18. Yup, $100 an hour on the couch is what you need

You'll learn who is and isn't awesome real quick.

[Guava Jelly]

28. Pencil me in for thursdays

[Taverner]

19. None of those - mitochondrians.

[Guava Jelly]

24. The force

Is strong in my family.

[lost-in-nj]

21. Why do birds

suddenly appear

every time you are near.....


lost

:hi: :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

25. I sometimes wonder

:D :hi:

[Gonzo Gardener]

23. #5...

if you scooch over a little and pass that box of popcorn! :pals:

:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

26. ..

:blush:

[IzaSparrow]

31. you're a construct of genius and power in most people's heads

[Guava Jelly]

33. At this point I'll take anything i can get

:D :hi:

[IzaSparrow]

35. Cheers to being a god!

:toast:

[DarkTirade]

32. Everyone wants in your pants.

I mean, between you, Thomcat and Retro, the Lounge has the coolest pajama pants... :P

[Guava Jelly]

34. I could only hope to be as studly as Thomcat

:D

[DarkTirade]

39. Ah, a vain hope at that. :P

[cordelia]

36. You could be . . .

Eddie. Real slick. Playin' it cool. . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APE5ppsZDng

[Guava Jelly]

37. sideburns don't need your sympathy

He may be cooler than I. :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

38. In order to remain at this level of perfection I must get my beauty rest

I know I don't need it :sarcasm:
Good night my average friends..:sarcasm: :loveya:

[graywarrior]

41. You have sweet cheeks?