The best quote of my journalistic career

[HEyHEY]

I don't think it will get better than this. It's about a pub owner pissed at the transit authority for moving a stop in front of his place...

“A guy gets off the back of the bus, takes two steps, and fucking pukes all over the tree out there, right in front of my patio,” he said. “He just ate noodles, man, cause there was a fucking pile of noodles, man. I had to go out there with two buckets of water to try to wash this fucking shit to the curb.”

The publication I'm doing this for allows swears....so, in they stay!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear HeyHEY!

Oh, that's great!

It did make me laugh!

I mean, it's disgusting, and funny, all at the same time!

Great quote!

:rofl:

[HEyHEY]

2. yeah, I love it

[Skittles]

3. LOLOL

:thumbsup:

[rug]

4. This is my favorite from the New York Post:

"He looked like that every f- - -ing morning. Of course I didn't know he was dead."

http://www.nypost.com/seven/01122008/news/regionalnews/i_robbed_banks_and_didnt_get_that_much_c_165387.htm

[JVS]

5. mail me a print copy!

[Robb]

6. It is indeed the Greatest Job in the World

:rofl:

[CGowen]

7. Drunk people are coming out of the bus to puke in front of a pub?

Strange world, I thought it was the other way round.

[HEyHEY]

8. Odd, I know

[lost-in-nj]

9. Thats classic

thanks for the laugh!!!

I'll bet alot of people will be talking about that one for a while...


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