So I've finally settled on a candidate.

[sniffa]

Lee Mercer Jr. for President.

:woohoo:

I'm supporting the only road scholar candidate in the race.

:woohoo:

"I won scholar of the world in World Management at Rice University from the President Of Rice University development in engineering with him and the German Government. I won road scholar from the United States Navy/United States Marine Corp. at West Point. All of my records of authencation will be brought forward into court by former board and staff that I have named above according to law for my day in court."

http://www.mercerforpresident2008.com/61ef56b176271955f090407ba0f48cbd.html

[bicentennial_baby]

1. I approve of this message

:patriot:

[Inchworm]

2. ok- that made me giggle down deep

:rofl:

:yourock:

[DS1]

3. The Navy at West Point, eh?

This guy has it all!

[bicentennial_baby]

4. Check my sigline...He means *business*

:D

[DS1]

9. see #49 and get this man a podium STAT!

[bicentennial_baby]

10. Agreed!

:rofl:

:patriot:

[AlCzervik]

13. did you look at "current issues"? rofl.

http://www.mercerforpresident2008.com/ct_20060716151723.html

[bicentennial_baby]

15. He's going to stop kidnappings 100%!!1!

There is some concern about the Missing Persons in the United States enforcement. I will enforce Missing Persons missing enforcement regulating itself with its regulations pertaining to itself according to its enforcements to locate missing persons 100% and to stop kidnappings 100%.

:D

[sniffa]

16. MISSING PERSONS IN THE UNITED STATES ENFORCEMENT:

MISSING PERSONS IN THE UNITED STATES ENFORCEMENT:

There is some concern about the Missing Persons in the United States enforcement. I will enforce Missing Persons missing enforcement regulating itself with its regulations pertaining to itself according to its enforcements to locate missing persons 100% and to stop kidnappings 100%.



Now, do you see why I've finally settled on a candidate?

[AlCzervik]

25. i'm sold, i love this guy.

[redwitch]

43. I am concerned, are you?

OUR CONCERN OF CIRCUMSTANCES

There are some concern about how we do our concerns of circumstances.

[flvegan]

5. Okay, that dude is nuts.

The United States Military Police and Federal Police are doing a biography and autobiography of me regulating the United States Government National and International affiliated with and undercover intelligence-Criminal investigation of the United States Government.

[redwitch]

42. I can't read his sentences, I get all lost and confused.

Plus, my eyes fill with tears which makes it hard to see.

[AlCzervik]

6. that reasons section--my favorite "66. To Prove America is America."

i want a shirt.

[bicentennial_baby]

7. I'm partial to #56...

:rofl:

[AlCzervik]

11. that buttresses nicely with "57. To Prove the Bush Family is a Death Order."

omg i am wiping the tears away, even my daughter is laughing her ass off.

[bicentennial_baby]

12. #45 concerns me...

45. To Prove the definition Kill in the Random House Dictionary of the English Language College Edition Larence Urdang Editor in Chief Stuart Berg Flexner Managing Editor in All Displines across the board through Military Intelligence.



Prove the definition of "Kill". Hm. I don't know how he can spin this...

[sniffa]

14. I think DU can really get behind Lee Mercer

In fact, I think there should be threads started about him everyday in GDP.

[NMDemDist2]

8. i think the dude inhaled too much tar while he was on the 'road'

:banghead:

[sniffa]

17. Please wait until we hear that from his own lips.

For all we know, he didn't inhale.

[AlCzervik]

19. i cannot wait to read his statement on that issue.

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

41. At any rate, it'll read like he inhaled..... a lot.

[bicentennial_baby]

18. Re: his stance on the war....

"There is some concern about the war in Iraq. I know of U.S. government evidence that the war in Iraq is illegal and it can be solved through me representing the United States Government with a peace treaty. I know there are notations in my ROTC Biography of a guarantee from Iraq through me for peace to the war in Iraq and that Mr. Hussein is innocent of his charges."

Um, should someone tell him that Hussein is...er, dead? x(

Again, I don't know how he can spin this...

[sniffa]

22. There is some concern with the death of Hussein.

He will enforce the Hussein Death hussein death enforcement regulating itself with its regulations pertaining to itself according to its enforcements to ensure that Hussein is dead and not just Eye Spy Hotwired.

[bicentennial_baby]

20. What does this mean?

OUR CONCERN OF CIRCUMSTANCES

There are some concern about how we do our concerns of circumstances.

:rofl: That's my candidate!!

[AlCzervik]

23. that locked it up for me, i am now a convert, an offcial band wagon jumper.

my tuesday just got a lot merrier.

[sniffa]

31. w00t! that's at least 3 DU siglines for Mercer

C'mon DUers, this is the chance to prove that Jeb Bush is up in his house with disease.

:woohoo:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

60. He's far more coherent than George Bush on his best day

Lee Mercer doesn't talk about putting food on someone's family or coexisting with fish.

I don't think George Bush could even pronounce "there are some concern about how we do our concerns of circumstances".

[Greyskye]

21. Lee Mercer Jr: When Truly Batshit Crazy just isn't enough!

:wow:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

24. Holy crap, that's hilarious.

:rofl: :rofl:

[KamaAina]

26. The Federal Police are doing an autobiography of him?

What is wrong with this picture?

The United States Military Police and Federal Police are doing a biography and autobiography of me

a) to my knowledge, we do not (yet) have a federal Police, and b) an autobiography is one you write yourself! Duh! :dunce:

edit: This may explain a lot:

I am a member of a Buddhist Church named Soka Gaakai (sic) International–USA.

If this guy were SERIES!!!11!!!, that'd make the flap over Romney's Mormon faith look like a tempest in a teapot. Soka Gakkai was once described to me as "a fascist form of Buddhism".

edit: spelling

[Fox Mulder]

27. All I have to say is this:

:wtf:

[sniffa]

28. You're just scared of Lee Mercer

Lee Mercer doesn't exist.

[bicentennial_baby]

29. LMDNE

word. :thumbsup:

[sniffa]

32. Exactly!

It makes me sick. The media is scared of him. :puke:

[KamaAina]

30. #25. The *second* "Negro" President of the United States?

25. To Prove I will be the 2nd Negro President of the United States of America in 2008 in my Business Commerce Intelligence National and International.

a) Who was the first? Bill Clinton? Warren G. Harding? (no, seriously, there were rumors)

b) Negro?! Party like it's 1959, dude! :eyes:

[no name no slogan]

45. Taft was

no wait, that was "eaten by wolves"

[Muttocracy]

55. see, there's the front government, and the shadow government...

[Godhumor]

58. Well, this is technically true, but I don't think he has any clue who the first one was

John Hanson was our first president after the Articles of Confederation were adopted, and he was a Moor.

Now, the real question is did Lee actually know this or has he created an alternate history for himself.

[KamaAina]

33. The good news: Ann Richards is alive!

maybe she's Elvis' supervisor at the 7-Eleven in Kalamazoo...

64. To Prove My only Guardian Former Governor of Texas Ann Richards has just joined me MERCER FOR PRESIDENT CAMPAIGN...

[sniffa]

34. Yeah but, LMDNE

[IzaSparrow]

35. I think Lee Mercer Jr. learned a couple languages in an hour

during a Texas Natl Guard briefing. He dictated his webpage to a native speaker of that language with his limited knowledge of that language, and then had them translate it to English without proofreading what they had written.


THAT'S THE ONLY WAY THIS ALL MAKES SENSE!!!

[sniffa]

36. Another Lee Mercer supporter on board

:patriot:

I think he's the next kudzu.

[redwitch]

47. It's all about the babelfish.

:-)

[IzaSparrow]

54. I think it was a Kyrgyzstani named Azamat...

helping Lee out. If we go in through Kyrgyzstan, those Irans won't know what's coming from 4 countries away!

[JackBeck]

37. Yay!

Another shuck and jive candidacy.

[KamaAina]

38. Why is this guy not in the debates?

It's a conspiracy, I tell you! An outrage! Someone better file suit with the Nevada Supreme Court at once! :P

[sniffa]

39. Kick so maybe some more Mercernaries can see this.

[Midlodemocrat]

40. #56 - To Prove Jeb Bush is all in my house with disease...

Says it all. Says it all.

[no name no slogan]

44. I want one of these communications hotwire hookups NOW

58. To Prove every American citizen and International citizen are on a communications hot-wire hookup to hear my this United States Army Military Intelligence Academy Electronic Surveillance Hot-wire Hookup Intelligence Communications Program/Project by the United States Federal Congress, Texas Senate, U.S. Department Of Justice, U.S. Department of Defense, Texas Congress and the United Nations General Assembly for our safety under our martial law


Mercermania is running wild

[no name no slogan]

46. His "Reasons for Candidacy" page reads like "Howl"

if you sniff enough rubber cement when you read it

[bicentennial_baby]

48. He's a 21st century poet...

He's the T.S. Eliot of our generation :cry:

[rateyes]

49. Have any of you donated yet?

https://officialsecureinternet.com/secureconnect/Mercer/donate.php

Nice to see your IP address up in lights. I wonder how many dumbasses have actually been scammed by this idiot?

While I'm at it...#67--his mom keeps getting killed over and over again by Al Gore!

[Tektonik]

50. Why aren't there more pledges of support for the future President, Mr. Mercer, on GDP?

Why are we swiftboating this fine man?

[bicentennial_baby]

51. The movement is building...We have a 50 state strategy

:patriot:

[Tektonik]

52. do we know if Lee Mercer believes we have 50 states or not?

[bicentennial_baby]

53. I'm waiting for the campaign to get back to me on that, actually

I'll keep you posted.

[Muttocracy]

56. radio interview... adjust your hotwires, friends...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7361091#7361119

[Fire Walk With Me]

57. Oh stewardess, I speak jive.

[CreekDog]

59. i agree with him on our current circumstances!

OUR CONCERN OF CIRCUMSTANCES

There are some concern about how we do our concerns of circumstances.