I hereby propose a Lee Mercer Jr for President Group

[DS1]

#1: Prove that concern towards there not being a Lee Mercer Jr for President Group is part of the Eye Spy Community-Military Neighborhood Watch.



I'll need 9 more people. Or Mercies, as you'll refer to yourselves.

[sniffa]

1. I'm so in

And damn you for beating me to my own thread.

Don't you know this is my new schtick? x(

[matcom]

5. it would appear your new schtick has schtuck

:rofl:

[sniffa]

12. EGGSELENT

The invasion of GDP is imminent.



and for you and the locals...

[Lou Syffire]

2. I'll do it

I'm new here, but this is the sort of thing I was looking for when I joined up

[Pale Blue Dot]

19. I'm sure it is, Lou. I'm sure it is.

Enjoy your stay!

[Critters2]

95. I just checked Lou's profile.

And I must, that didn't last long!!

[bicentennial_baby]

3. I am in!!

:woohoo:

We need this man as our President:

"Once, I am elected to the office of President of the United States of America the thing I am going to do for the people is regulate the office of the President of the United States of America right and not wrong."

Regulate, exactly...I already picked his campaign song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi7UUJ6cwLQ

[AlCzervik]

8. there is a bumper sticker!

http://www.zazzle.com/lee_l_mercer_jr_for_president_2008_bumpersticker-128346934259546457

[bicentennial_baby]

9. zOMG!

WANT! :bounce:

[AlCzervik]

4. i'm in.

[NightWatcher]

6. Mercy Mercy me, things aint what they used to be

count me in

[Guava Jelly]

7. We need to get him in to the Debates!

Like stat!
We need troops

[FarLeftRage]

10. Do pray tell...

Who is Lee Mercer Jr?

And why is he running for President?

What is his platform?

[bicentennial_baby]

11. You asked for it...Enjoy!

http://www.mercerforpresident2008.com/c14f7f9dd9bbed555232a5cb8defd6f7.html

:patriot:

[FarLeftRage]

13. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is this guy for real????????????

I guess I am gonna stick with the Socialist candidate for now.

[mainegreen]

23. "To prove I have 1 million U.S. Military Intelligence Negro Female Lawyers...."

That's crazy!!!!

:rofl:

He also won 'scholar of the world in World Management'!!!!!

:P

[Critters2]

97. An entire presidential platform predicated on the notion

that someone forgot to take his meds for a few days.

You knew it was gonna happen. Thanks, Big Pharma!

[Dhalgren]

82. Jeb Bush is in his house with disease! What more do you need, man!?

Mercer for President! Because Eye-Spy says so! (All Three)

[Pale Blue Dot]

14. The U.S. Government killed my sex life too! I'm in.

49. To Prove the United States Government killed my sex life, my wife sex life, my daughter-in –laws sex life both may sons and other of my family members sex life with Espionage Experimentation and Espionage Exploitation sex killing.



This man speaks truth to power. :cry:

[bicentennial_baby]

15. He's f'n brilliant:

"22. To prove every person in the United States of America knows me and everybody in the International World knows me too in Business and Commerce intelligence National and International."

:patriot:

[CreekDog]

93. or something

:shrug:

:rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. If it means passing a law letting me spit tobacco anywhere and rape my younger female cousins,

I'm in!!

I mean, seriously, Shrub is way too much of intell intile inntlekkch bigworder guy type that talks and stuff.

[bicentennial_baby]

17. I dunno, see #49:

"49. To Prove the United States Government killed my sex life, my wife sex life, my daughter-in –laws sex life both may sons and other of my family members sex life with Espionage Experimentation and Espionage Exploitation sex killing."

:shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

18. This guy is absolutely correct on the issues!

To wit:

69. To Prove a gangster is a terrorist. President George W. Bush, Jr. and Former President George Herbert Bush, Sr. Told us they are the 911 Terrorist evidence of Electronic Satellite recording. Bush is the 911 Terrorist Evidence my ROTC FBI Electronic Surveillance Satellite Recording I wrote took letter to the FBI Houston I was sent by The United Army Criminal Investigations Fort Belvior after I called them and turned him in FBI Houston did not understand told me not to come back. I have solved every crime in America and the world for the last 15 years dating back to before Christ.
REMEMBER A GANGSTER IS A TERRORIST. THE BUSHS ARE GANGSTERS.

[CreekDog]

94. I can't disagree with him there

Can't understand him either, but hey you can't have everything!

:wow:

[KamaAina]

20. Mercies? How about "Mercernaries"?

Cut the guy some slack! Jeb Bush is all in his house with disease! :rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

27. Brilliant!

:bounce:

[Archae]

21. And just when I thought...

Ron Paul would sew up the "batshit crazy" vote... :crazy:

[baldguy]

22. Not another TEXAN!

[no name no slogan]

24. I AM IN

sign me up

[bicentennial_baby]

28. He's Wesley Willis in Ving Rhames' body!

It's genius. :patriot:

[no name no slogan]

41. ROFL

He should use that as his campaign slogan. He'd clean up!

[Fire Walk With Me]

59. The crowd roared like a lion!

LEEEE MERCER! LEEEE MERCER!

(bow, buh-bow, buh-bow, buh-bow bow)

You're in good hands with Allstate.

[Ellen Forradalom]

73. Add a dash of Dr Bronner

And you got it.

[NoPasaran]

25. I am SO there!

America can unite behind a candidate who pledges to enforce the U.S. Government’s Judicial Branch Regulating its enforcements itself with its regulations pertaining to itself and according to its enforcements.
:patriot:

[meegbear]

26. w00t!

[flvegan]

29. Yes, I'm in!

[Capn Sunshine]

30. invasion report

GDP is all agog

[sniffa]

36. If the media won't cover him, then we have to.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4085385

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4077496

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7356019

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4085880

[Midlodemocrat]

31. I'm in.

BTW, who is Lee Mercer? TIA.

[bicentennial_baby]

32. You will be so glad that you asked!

http://www.mercerforpresident2008.com/61ef56b176271955f090407ba0f48cbd.html

Check the Reasons for Candidacy page as well, esp. #s 49 and 56. :thumbsup:

[Midlodemocrat]

33. He spelled ninth incorrectly on the home page.

He needs to correct that if he wants to be taken seriously. :rofl:


:patriot:

[bicentennial_baby]

35. Oh, you have no idea...

Lee Mercer Jr is above spelling and grammar...and punctuation. He's *that* awesome. :thumbsup:

[Midlodemocrat]

38. How did you and sniffa find his awesomeness?

:rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

39. Someone linked to it in a GDP thread yesterday morning...

Once Sniffa got ahold of it... :rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

40. And that was all she wrote.

:rofl:

This is beyond funny.

[Hugabear]

47. The rethugs can have Chuck Norris - we have LEE MERCER!

I betcha Lee Mercer could kick Chuck Norris' ass in a spelling bee.

[bicentennial_baby]

48. Damn straight.

Lee Mercer Jr can do anything...ANYTHING!

[Midlodemocrat]

34. We need to adopt sniffa and Bi-Baby's sig lines if we are to be taken seriously.

[sniffa]

37. It's going viral.

:woohoo:

[Hugabear]

42. Everybody knows who Lee Mercer is!

He says so himself:

22. To prove every person in the United States of America knows me and everybody in the International World knows me too in Business and Commerce intelligence National and International.

I hope he nominates Miss Teen South Carolina as his Secretary of Education.

[Midlodemocrat]

43. We need tee shirts and bumper stickers.

:woohoo:

[bicentennial_baby]

44. Chimpsrsmarter proposed this t-shirt...

B/c it really says it all

"To prove that America is America."

:thumbsup:

And, there's this:

http://www.zazzle.com/lee_l_mercer_jr_for_president_2008_bumpersticker-128346934259546457

:D

[Midlodemocrat]

45. *sniff* I'm so proud of her.

:rofl:

[FredScuttle]

46. New Mercernary - Reporting For Duty!

LEE MERCER JR. ROCKS!!!!!


It's as if Tracy Morgan shaved his head and decided to run for President.

[Tektonik]

49. Reading his reasons for candidacy hurts my eyes

:crazy:

btw: 66. To Prove America is America.

:rofl:

[sniffa]

50. that's just Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence implant acting up

[FredScuttle]

51. ever worry about how our next President will enforce political parties?

Wonder no more....Lee's got it covered!

THE DISCIPLINE OF THE US GOVERNMENT POLITICAL PARTY ENFORCEMENT:

There is some concern about the U.S. Government Political Party (Democrat and Republican)enforcements. I will enforce the U.S. Government’s Political Party regulating its enforcements itself with its regulations pretaining to itself and according to its enforcements.

[Critters2]

99. (all three) nt

[redwitch]

52. ooh baby!

Count me in! :patriot:

[Pale Blue Dot]

53. I think Skinner's part of the conspiracy. Why hasn't he started this group?

I thought this place was for ALL Democrats, but I'm starting to feel not so welcome here.

I think the moderators are biased against him, too.

[bicentennial_baby]

54. I have some concern about this...

And I'm sure that Lee Mercer Jr does too x(

[Pale Blue Dot]

55. Come to think of it, I haven't seen the mods lock ONE anti-Mercer thread.

They don't hesistate to lock anti-Clinton, anti-Obama, or anti-Edwards threads. What's up with that?

[bicentennial_baby]

56. They're afraid of his message...

They fear regulation of enforcement. It's blatantly obvious, isn't it?

[flvegan]

64. Don't we need a mission statement or something for the group?

[bicentennial_baby]

69. Yes we do...

Write it, fool! :bounce:

[Critters2]

107. Could Skinner be part of Eye Spy

Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence? :scared:

[Hugabear]

57. You simply cannot argue with this man's stand on current issues

http://www.mercerforpresident2008.com/ct_20060716151723.html

Click on any one of those issues, and tell me where he is wrong on them. I defy anyone to. This man has more concern than everyone else running for president combined!

[Pale Blue Dot]

58. He's the ONLY one concerned about the circumstances.

It's like, duh, America!

[Hugabear]

61. Lee Mercer speaks truth to power!

True dat!

[jakefrep]

63. Especially since his platform...

..appears to have been carefully written by those wonderful Nigerians who have lots of money to give you (for a small transaction fee).

[jakefrep]

60. Why didn't any of the "Big 3" stand up for Lee Mercer, Jr. last night?

Hell, if Kucinich is so virtuous, why didn't HE stand up for Lee Mercer, Jr.?

[bicentennial_baby]

62. That's what I would like to know....

x( I for one blame the M$M

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

65. He 's a "Road Scholar" and that won me over - I'm in

And he won his Road Scholarship from the Navy/Marines at West Point, yet!

According to his autobiography:

"I won road scholar from the United States Navy/United States Marine Corp. at West Point."

[peekaloo]

66. Jeb Bu$h is all in my house with disease.

reporting for dooty! :patriot:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

70. You can buy a Mercer for President bumper sticker here

http://www.zazzle.com/lee_l_mercer_jr_for_president_2008_bumpersticker-128346934259546457

[peekaloo]

77. Thank you.

I know a great slogan when I hear one.

[Chovexani]

67. I'm a Mercernary!

Count me in! Only Lee can save us all!

[bicentennial_baby]

68. Yay!! Glad to have you onboard!!

:patriot:

[Meldread]

71. I'm in. Only Lee can save America by proving America is America.

Also, everybody knows him and everybody is sick of Jeb all up in their house with his disease.

[Ellen Forradalom]

72. Count me in

The U.S. Government killed my sex life and my husband's sex life and my dog's sex life for sure.

[Ellen Forradalom]

74. What candidate could be more perfect for us than Mercer?

All Democratic and WAYYY underground!

[bicentennial_baby]

75. He's so underground, he's touching magma

Word. :thumbsup:

[CreekDog]

76. I can't make fun of this guy

It's just too embarassing. I cannot in good conscience make fun of him.

[Midlodemocrat]

78. I agree. Apparently the poor man is mentally ill.

:cry:

[CreekDog]

79. I got over not making fun of him

I think it's a joke

[Ellen Forradalom]

80. Yet strangely

He makes more sense than Rudy Giuliani.

[Critters2]

101. 9/11!! (all three) nt

[KG]

81. Fuck Mercer!

[DS1]

83. YEAH!

Fucking Freeper!

sniffa needs to explain himself before the Community-Military Courts!

[bicentennial_baby]

84. You and Sal Mohammed need to STFU

x(

All three!

[Midlodemocrat]

85. Yeah!!! I'm alerting. No anti Mercer talk on the

DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND!!!!

[DS1]

86. DIAF!

[bicentennial_baby]

87. Oooh, them's fighting words...Is Sal Mohammed going to

stand up for you when Jeb Bush is all in YOUR house with disease? No, I didn't think so.

[DS1]

88. No, I'm leaving that to Frank Rizzo

jerkass

[Midlodemocrat]

89. I propose THIS as the Mercer Group Mission Statement.

Lee Mercer is a man of many, many words. Therefore, the Lee Mercer, Jr. for President Group hereby reveals that its sole mission, in addition to getting him elected in the Democrat Primary, of course, is to decode the verbiage of this mysterious, yet brilliant man and bring his message to the masses. This group will be a SAFE HAVEN for Mercer devotees, completely devoid of any speculation that our Primary candidate is mentally ill, is not playing with a full deck or spells like a Nigerian email scammer.

When the website of his brilliance has been decoded and recorded by historians, scofflaws will be embarrassed by the way and manner in which they dismissed his awesomeness.

[bicentennial_baby]

90. I apporve of this message, but it

has too much punctuation. Not Mercer-esque enough yet.

:D

[Midlodemocrat]

91. That's the point!!!! His awesomeness is beyond the scope of

my inability to prepare an adequate message.

We need Rabrrrrrr. :rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

92. Good point, and

I agree We need Rabrrrr. :patriot:

[Rabrrrrrr]

98. How's this:

Lee Mercer is a man of many many MANY words. Therefore Lee Mercer, Jr. for President Group aided by the others who are with him of in hereby reveal ITS SOLE! mission, in addition to getting him elected in the Democrat Primary which from the upcoming the BALLOTS!, of course, is to decode the verbiage to explain to suffer the children by interpretating of this mysterious yet brilliant man FOR BRING! his message to the masses, that the corporations have codified as NON GRATA and PRETEND!!!! LEE MERCER group is a SAFE HAVEN for MERCER devotees, friends and those not combat with THOSE WHO STOP US !! completely devoid of any speculation no not any that our Primary candidate who is LEE MERCER, JR. who has education and been mulling and WANTS TO WIN!!! is mentally ill, is not playing with a full deck giving by CIA (Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence ( All Three ) )or spells like a Nigerian email scammer.

When his website of brilliance has been decoded and recorded by historians AWAY FROM NSA which BIT ROTATES DATA for nefarian purposes, scofflaws will be embarrassed by the way and manner in which they dismissed his awesomeness. TRULY!!!!!!

[Midlodemocrat]

100. Fabulous!!!!! Thanks, Rabrrrrrr!!!!!

[bicentennial_baby]

103. Yes! Thank YOU!

National and International, of course. All three. :patriot:

[robertpaulsen]

96. I'm in (All Three).

Even Kucinich, God love him, has not campaigned on proving the Bush Family is a Death Order. Go Mercer!

[no name no slogan]

102. Not only that, he's an undercover coach of the NFL

Check it out:

http://blogs.mediapost.com/tv_watch/?p=481

# LEE L. MERCER, JR. from Mercer for President Campaign says:
July 27th, 2006 at 12:52 pm

DEAR SIR:

TO YOU AND MY CELEBRITIES OF THE PUBLIC TV WATCH BLOG I AM SENDING MY COMMENTS FROM ME THAT I AM A CANDIDATE FOR THE PRESIDENT CAMPAIGN IN 2008.

THIS EMAIL IS TO MAKE CONTACT TO GET AN
EMAIL ADDRESS SO I CAN SEND A COPY OF MY
INFORMATIVE FLYER ABOUT ME TO YOU.

THANK YOU!

SINCERELY,

LEE L. MERCER, JR
THE UNDERCOVER COACH OF THE NFL.

[bicentennial_baby]

104. zOMG! I had no idea!

:wow:

He's so modest... :cry:

[Midlodemocrat]

106. I don't think we will ever know the true depth of his accomplishments.

[Critters2]

105. I'm skeptical. I'm an undercover coach of the NFL,

and I've never seen him at the meetings.

[PVnRT]

108. Signed