This struck me as funny today...

[From The Ashes]

As you may or may not remember,I was offered a permanent position at the company that I temp at. As a part of the hiring process, I am now required to take a drug test. I've been working there since September, with no test up to this point. NOW they want one?

:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

1. You're screwn, aren't you? :P

[From The Ashes]

2. Nope...

...when you think of me, think of that old 80's tune...'don't drink don't smoke...what do you do?' Adam Ant, I think...

[DarkTirade]

3. Yeah, right...

you're so stoned right now you can't even remember who did that song... :P

I keed, I keed. I'm one o' them never-done-drugs type people too. Never been drunk either, but that's only because it's pretty much physically impossible for me to get drunk... my body has a higher alcohol tolerance than my stomach does, so I'll get sick before I get drunk. :)

Well, that and I rarely have more than one drink a night.

[From The Ashes]

5. I get him and Billy Idol mixed up...

...I've never been drunk, I can't stand the taste of alcohol. It all tastes like cough syrup. :puke:

[DarkTirade]

12. That kinda makes me wonder what the hell kinda alcohol you've had... :P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. My dear From The Ashes!

That is funny!

But they want it now because they're getting ready to make you a permanent employee!

This is a big fucking deal, don't ya know???

:rofl:

Here's to permanent positions! AND their benefits!

:woohoo: :woohoo:

[From The Ashes]

6. Love them benefits!

Buncha freebies, and health insurance. I'll finally be able to get the preventative care I've been putting off...

[quip]

7. hee hee CaliforniaPeggy said "fucking"

:rofl: :hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. Ah, my dear temeah...

I did wonder if anyone would notice!

:rofl: :hi:

[quip]

10. But of course, CP!

You are a pillar! :loveya: :hug: :hi:

[Wapsie B]

9. Don't argue with the logic of the HR world.

Congrats!!!!!!!!!!

I'm glad for you. :bounce:

[From The Ashes]

11. Thank you, sir...

:hi: How are you doing? Ain't seen you around much.:hi:

[DarkTirade]

13. Maybe he's been AWOL? :P

:rofl:

I keed, I keed. :)

[From The Ashes]

14. Bit of a smart ass...

ain't ya? :P :rofl:

[DarkTirade]

15. Nah.

I'm totally a smart-ass. :)

[Wapsie B]

16. You're most welcome Miss.

:hi: I'm doing fine. I've been here most days but don't always post a lot. :hi: