My dog stole a bulb of garlic

[MonkeyFunk]

I had a bowl on the kitchen table with two giant bulbs in it. I noticed one was missing - I thought "hmm... I don't remember using one"

I found it in the dog's house. He didn't seem to eat much of it. Just stole it.

[zabet]

1. Maybe your dog

thinks there are vampires
in the neighborhood.
:shrug:

[MonkeyFunk]

2. maybe

and every night he barks at the chupacabras in the back yard.

[zabet]

13. ..

:spray:

[driver8]

3. My dog stole a whole cooked chicken off of the counter a couple of weeks ago.

All we found in the yard were the bones.

[MonkeyFunk]

4. heheh

my last dog was a total thief. He'd steal stuff that had no value to him - he just liked taking things. Once I saw him walking through the house with a dinner plate he'd stolen off the rack.

I'd come home from work and check his house - on any given day there'd be a kitchen spoon, a jar of peanut butter and a book.

He was sweet, but a no-goodnik.

[driver8]

5. Our dog Buddy, is a scavenger...he will eat anything!

We got him from our local shelter...he was found on the street so we don't know his history. Believe me, we feed him well, but he will steal any food he thinks he can get away with.

Here is Buddy with my kids, Daniel and Leah:

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[MonkeyFunk]

7. He's gorgeous!

and he looks like MY thief, who was a golden retriever/german shepherd mix.

[driver8]

8. That's what we think Buddy is -- shepherd / golden retriever mix.

He looks like a shepherd but has more of a Golden Retriever personality. He loves everyone and thinks everyone should love him, too!

[zanne]

19. He's beautiful, not to mention your kids! So cute! nt

[driver8]

20. Thanks! n/t

[zanne]

18. HAH!

I remember when I first successfully baked my first loaves of bread. They were cooling on the counter and I was so proud. I went to answer the phone and when I got back they were gone and my dog had crumbs on his face.

[NMDemDist2]

6. raw garlic is poisonous to dogs

keep an eye on him

I add garlic to my dog's food but I cook it first, it helps keep the fleas away

[MonkeyFunk]

10. Yes, I know

he didn't seem to eat any.

[NMDemDist2]

15. maybe he just mistook it for a tennis ball and was helpfully removing his 'toys'

from your counter

:rofl:

[sakabatou]

9. My cat steals socks...

[MonkeyFunk]

11. Heheh

Years ago, my roommate brought home a cat who used to steal her underwear. It was very funny.

[sakabatou]

12. She thought it was you guys?

[Connonym]

14. I live in a house with 5 dogs

We've got 1 who will eat the crotches out of dirty laundry. Another one who acts like the lunchroom bully and goes around intimidating the other dogs to hand over their treats. Yet another who somehow manages to eat any loaf of bread that's not immediately returned to a cupboard. I could go on. It's insane but god I love the whole lot of them.

[driver8]

16. Sounds like a busy house!!

I wish I could have 5 dogs!! (I'm trying to convince my wife that we need 2!).

[trof]

22. My dog ate them.

When our daughter was 2 or 3, our German Shepherd would eat one of her socks. We'd find it in a pile of poop in the back yard a day or so later.
Hell of a dog.

[zanne]

17. I'm glad the little monkey didn't eat it...

Garlic is bad for pets.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

21. lisa's dog ate a whole onion one day. later that day, he stole some rolaids too.

atleast he is not completely daft. :P