Match Game Story: "Ed was so effluvial, even his HazMat team ____ their noses."

[Rabrrrrrr]

Special bonus points for using the words "vomit" and "Cross of our savior Jesus Christ".


Standard rules - 10 words or more in the blank space to make a story.

[XemaSab]

1. Here:

Ed was so effluvial, even his HazMat team would vomit into their respirators, tear them off, and run screaming into the night when he started discussing the Lord's punishment for sinners. Especially when he threatened to bust the Cross of our savior Jesus Christ across their noses.

[billyskank]

2. Obviously there is no point in me even trying to compete against you.

:hi:

[XemaSab]

3. Obviously

:P

[billyskank]

4. LSK will p0wn you though.

:P

[XemaSab]

6. LSK will p0wn me if I let him

out of the basement. :P

[Burma Jones]

5. How's this?

Ed was so effluvial, even his HazMat team would vomit until nothing but bile would ooze out of their trembling mouths and try to destroy their olfactory capabilities by repeatedly thrusting the Cross of our Savior Jesus Christ, in a manner similar to, but not so shockingly masturbatory as The Exorcist, in and out of their noses.

[CreekDog]

7. I think there's something about the Match Game concept

that you're a little fuzzy on.

:think:

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. I think there's something about not enraging Rabrrrrrr into a murderous frenzy

and dying an ugly, horrible, painful, bloody, city-blocks-destroying death, that you're a little fuzzy on.

:rofl:



:hi::hi::hi::hi::hi:

[CreekDog]

9. Nyah Nyah Nyah

not afraid of rabid rabrrrrrrrrr

:spray:

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. .

"Ed was so effluvial, even his HazMat team thinks there's something about not enraging Rabrrrrrr into a murderous frenzy and dying an ugly, horrible, painful, bloody, city-blocks-destroying death, in their noses."