What to do, what to do! Sluts want to be my MySpace friend.

[graywarrior]

Sluts with humongous boobs and wicked smiles and they're nearly nekkid. How in the name of god did they find me and why on earth would they want me?

[SPKrazy]

1. I gave them directions to your place

they kept coming by mine and I was tired...

:rofl:

I don't know why but they haven't been after me lately :woohoo:

[graywarrior]

10. You bastid.

You know I can't pay them!

[SPKrazy]

13. they want money?

they didn't say that to me

I just said, hmmm... nahhhhh

Gray might like you though :evilgrin:

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

26. Skank rejects.

Sheesh.

[SPKrazy]

37. billy?

skank i mean?

:shrug:

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

38. *snort*

We're like 12 year olds

[Cabcere]

2. Obviously they're jealous of you, gray.

They're probably hoping you can give them some tips on how to be smoking hot without looking like a total slut. :shrug: :hi:

[graywarrior]

28. Like Tweety would say.....HA!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

3. You have a myspace?!

Why aren't you on MY Friends list?! :wow:

[graywarrior]

11. I don't know! ! ! ! !

Go here:

http://www.myspace.com/themadmolecule

[YellowRubberDuckie]

33. Too Late...

I found you via SPK!
Once you accept, I will throw you in my top 40!
We have the same video on our spaces. LOL
Duckie

[graywarrior]

35. We have excellent, altho perverted, taste.

You mean...?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=G7A_bJFZNXE

[bigwillq]

4. They're not real people!

They are spam accounts made by hackers. Change your password and set your security higher. Make people type in all those letters when they e-mail you or post a comment or request you as a friend.
When they're not a real person, they can't type in all those letters because it's a computer generated program that is sending you all that spam.

[graywarrior]

12. Damn.

Now I'm paranoid.

[billyskank]

5. Gods you have all the fun, gray.

[MrCoffee]

6. they want you to introduce them to me

[graywarrior]

21. I thought you already had a slut harem!

[Richard Steele]

7. I've been sending my seconds your way for a few weeks. Hope that's OK. nm

[graywarrior]

22. After you already used them?

:evilgrin:

[Redbear]

8. Are you talking about Mia, Zoe, Ava, Francesca, Lauren, and Holly?

Apparently they each got an email that told them Bill Gates will send them 10 cents for every friend they get. They knew the email was for real and not a joke because it said right in the email "THIS IS FOR REAL. NOT A JOKE."

[graywarrior]

23. There's always a Francesca, isn't there?

[bicentennial_baby]

9. I haven't heard from Bi and Slutty since I denied her request...

:cry:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

14. How do you define "slut?"

I desperately need to invoke the Lloyd Bentsen Clause here, because just as he famously mouthed the words "Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy" (and Mr. Ed decreed "A horse is a horse, of course, of course"), one man's slut is another man's floor.

No, wait, that's "One man's ceiling is another man's floor."

Jeezis, I'm one confused mutha.

:rofl:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

15. Are you kidding? You're a legend

in the DuckTape community.

Great fun!

:hi:

[graywarrior]

16. Tie me down with duck tape?

and then spank me? weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[JVS]

17. I always friend them!

[graywarrior]

20. I'll bet.

[EstimatedProphet]

18. I told them you have cheese.

[graywarrior]

24. But I'm vegan!

So you lied to the sluts?

[EstimatedProphet]

34. Then you won't have a problem giving them your cheese, will you?

[graywarrior]

36. D'oh!

[racaulk]

19. Damnit! They said they wanted to be MY friends! They made me feel special!

:cry:








:rofl:

[Xipe Totec]

25. Oh oh, www.chnlove.com is advertizing on your thread... (nt)

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CIn_5Mzajt7RSRDYBRhPMgjDM6zlBSXJ2A

[graywarrior]

27. Spending lots of time there, I see.

:rofl:

[Xipe Totec]

29. No, here...

I went to an Obama thread and got hit with MuslimSingles.com

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

30. Bwahahahahahah! You were just askin' for it.

:rofl:

[Xipe Totec]

31. I don't ask

I beg and grovel.

:evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

32. I kinda thought that was more your style.

I recognize my own traits when I see them.

[DarkTirade]

39. Well why WOULDN'T they want you? :P

[graywarrior]

41. You're right...who wouldn't?

:rofl:

[Pierre.Suave]

40. I think they want your....

awesome hair.

[graywarrior]

42. Thank you, jasonc!

[Pierre.Suave]

43. You are welcome