Man robs convenience store, shoots off own balls. No kidding.

[karlrschneider]

http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2008-01-16-indiana_N.htm?csp=34

:rofl: :rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. This thread may contain nuts.

Or not.

[Parche]

2. You are such a scrote

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[EstimatedProphet]

3. Well he won't be doing that again!

[CreekDog]

8. He's got one more ummm

chance.

:spray:

[lost-in-nj]

4. WOW talk about a premature

trigger


lost

[Bucky]

5. There's cleaner, easier ways to take your balls off

Fairuza Balk, for instance

or even cartoon Fairuza Balk

[mtnester]

11. That is incredibly disturbing

seriously...

[racaulk]

6. Darwin Award!

I would say that Mr. Kosch has effectively removed himself from the gene pool!

:rofl:

[quip]

12. No! He's still got one to play with!

Curse him for missing a major artery! :grr:

Darwins, BtW are awarded posthumously. :hi:

[Mz Pip]

13. Give him time

He might just try again.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[racaulk]

14. Ah yes, you are correct!

But I do think this would qualify as an "Honorable Mention."

http://darwinawards.com/stupid

"The stupidity displayed by the participants in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, but we salute their spirit and innovation."

:hi:

[CreekDog]

7. That took ball

as I said in MY thread which was posted yesterday. ;)

and he only lost one of them, didn't shoot them both off. no darwin award for him until the next holdup.

[karlrschneider]

10. Sorry didn't see yours...I did look on a couple of pages for a mention...

:P

[CreekDog]

17. that's okay, it was worth a second posting

:hi:

[Fire Walk With Me]

16. I for one am grateful for a second chance.

My attempts at humor require at least 24 hours gestation before the little mutants are ready to share.

Or something.

[Initech]

9. NEXT ON THE VIOLENCE CHANNEL... AN ALL NEW OW! MY BALLS!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ENfY2i9I_d0

:rofl:

[Redstone]

15. "When guns are banned, only eunuchs will have guns!"

Yeah, I know, he only blew one off, but couldn't resist.

Redstone

[hunter]

18. Doctors should have offered him a 50% discount on a vasectomy.

(Some doctors might have done it for nothing.)