Mercernaries! I found our running mate!

[Chovexani]

Princess Christina Gerasimos Billings-Elias!

http://christinabillings.com/

She is the "Chosen One" as proclaimed by the Roosevelts, and is descended from Spartan Royalty Warriors, like this one:



So she has an impeccable pedigree, National and International. What else? She will bring in the women's vote, and possibly the vampire vote. More importantly, her positions on the issues go hand in hand with our Dear Lee-der. She takes a stand on fighting government corruption and misconduct. Princess Christina believes restoring harmony among Our Nations begins at home. We start with cleaning out our government, Jurisprudence and related branches prosecutors and Law Enforcement Agencies, the triangle of corruption.

See! I think you'll agree she's been fighting All Three for a very long time. She's a perfect fit for Lee's campaign.

Edit: A photo of our lovely Chosen VP:

[seemunkee]

1. Does she have fangs?

She will suck the blood from her opponents

[sniffa]

2. Was she born in America? How old is she?

And does she have less skeletons in her closet than Dee Snider?

[Chovexani]

4. Yes, timeless and yes

There's history in this candidate!

[redwitch]

7. Once or Twice? Or all three???

She doesn't look a day over 225 to me. To hell with her closet, who's in her casket?

[flvegan]

3. "Our America" and she has a law degree. Mercer/Billings '08!!

America is America and Our America (ALL THREE)!!!

[meegbear]

5. Running mate?

Hell, I'm thinking I might back her instead!

Princess Christina Gerasimos Billings-Elias, the “The Chosen One”©™!

[KamaAina]

6. Over at Wonkette, they're talking up Miss Teen South Carolina

anyone who points out that she isn't anywhere near 35 is obviously a plant from Eye Spy. :evilgrin:

http://wonkette.com/politics/dept/'-of-nadine.s-running-for-president/meet-your-new-president-lee-l-mercer-jr-297224.php

Either way, this not only proves that America is America, but that America is ready for a woman VP (since Lee will obviously obliterate his female opponent from N.Y.).

[mainegreen]

8. She looks likes something out of Dracula meets Dune.

Our man Mercer can do better!

[Muttocracy]

9. Nah, I thought VP the other day but changed my vote to Atty Gen n/t

[robertpaulsen]

10. YES! She totally has the electric snake hot-wire hookup!

Christina says that every law can be used against you and Lee says that he has solved every crime! Awesome!