Write your own tombstone

[Writer]

WRITER
June 2, 1975 - ???????

She tried to write.

She tried to live.

She tried to die.



Wait a minute... did she die?

She's underneath this tombstone.
Would someone please check it out?





What's yours?

[Haole Girl]

1. Here's mine:

"KC2"

She's not here...

her ashes are in the pacific!

:rofl:

[Writer]

2. That should end with "Psyche!"

[theredpen]

3. "Wish you were here"

[Jamastiene]

19. I like that one. n/t

[Fenris]

4. Fenris

February 13, 1984 - ????

Quando mecum pariter potant, pariter scortari solent,
Hanc quidem, quam nactus, praedam pariter cum illis partiam.

[Joe Fields]

5. Hey, it's dark in here!

[krispos42]

6. tombstone:

Here lies Krispos42
You ad here!
Call Ubiquitous Advertising
888-555-TOMB

[Kutjara]

7. "But enough about me. How're you doing?" n/t

[Cadwallader]

8. "who knew?"

:)

[Skittles]

9. "That was long enough"

yes INDEED

[Hatchling]

10. Places to go, People to be!

I sincerely hope there's reincarnation, you see.

[qnr]

11. "Stop a moment; Enjoy the grass. I contributed." n/t

[IzaSparrow]

45. not if they pickle you!

:rofl:

[qnr]

56. pickled or not, I'll still exude nitrogen :) n/t

[Heidi]

12. Heidi

February 1963 - ????

She tried.

[krispos42]

13. Another tombstone

R.I.P.
Krispos42
Member since May 04th 2006
Number of posts 10700
Avatar image

Gender male
City Oberstar
State Minnesota
Country USA
Comment DUzy count: 43. Sweetness. And thanks to whoever have me a heart! :hugs:

If you lived here, you'd be home already!

[Fox Mulder]

14. "Those who peer down on me will one day join me"

[alterfurz]

73. poetic version:

"Remember me as you pass by
As you are now so once was I
As I am now so you will be
Prepare for Death & follow me."

[Cabcere]

15. Here lies Cabcere...and why not?

;) (My apologies to temeah, DuStrange, and of course Mr. David St. Hubbins...I couldn't resist!) :P :hi:

[quip]

71. NO, no, no, no!

Your response is brilliant and applauded while standing! :hi: :loveya:

It is totally legit to sneak one in now and again!

But, generally speaking, thinking about death really puts perspective on things, though, doesn’t it? :thumbsup:

[leeroysphitz]

16. Lee Roy Who?

[Writer]

17. I have a new one.

WRITER
June 2, 1975

Killed in a freak accident.

Has anyone seen Mr. Writer?

[chknltl]

18. Chknltl: " See? I Told You the Sky Would STILL Be Up There!"

(My "ex" will be the one in charge of my tombstone...I have no doubts that she will have had a hand in placing me under it!)

[Jamastiene]

20. Jamastiene: Requested to be buried upside down...

so the whole world can kiss her ass.
:evilgrin:
^Yes, I want the evilgrin smiley on my tombstone.

[Contrary1]

21. Contrary1

Hey, Dumb Ass...
Don't you have something better to do
Than to stand there and look at my tombstone?

Get busy living!

[orleans]

22. thank you for coming. i'll be here all week. n/t

[Chovexani]

23. I've had mine written years ago.

ERAUQS SI DRLOW EHT.

Bonus points to anyone who gets the reference. :P

[enigmatic]

24. Here's what mine would say

[bertha katzenengel]

25. a brief epitaph

God dammit, I just HAD that thing!!

Oh.*



~~~~~~~~


* as if finding it right under my nose...

[Yukari Yakumo]

26. Mine...

Aya Reiko
&&&& ##, 19XX - &&&& ##, 20XX

"Was eaten by a grue."

[Guava Jelly]

27. okie

GoPsUx
June 2,1966- XXXX
Here lies GoPsUx
A man who wasn't pretty
He was found yesterday in a pool of drool
That he made while viewing Tit_ies

Alternate

GoPsUx
June 2,1966- XXXX
Here lies GoPsUx
His death was quite a shock
His has to be the only case in history
Of a man who died while Photographing his butt. (I couldn't think of anything that rhymed with shock):dunce:

[Perry Logan]

28. "Doh!"

[Drum]

29. Haiku form:

My heart on my sleeve,
I died of embarrassment.
No one said "shut up!"

:shrug:

[DarkTirade]

30. He was.

[gmoney]

31. The obvious...

"Here lies a disruptor. He disrupted... poorly."

[Ellen Forradalom]

32. "What was THAT all about?"

I end every day with that question.

[BarenakedLady]

33. Thanks, that was fun.

Don't forget, no regrets.

[billyskank]

43. *weeping*

*lays flowers*

[Tuesday Afternoon]

34. Since I have been so quickly done for,I wonder what I was begun for

http://www.jjchandler.com/tombstone/download.php

[madinmaryland]

35. This...

Tombstone me right the FUCK now, Skinner.

And he did.

[KitchenWitch]

36. Here lies KitchenWitch

Same shit Different day.

[ThoughtCriminal]

37. If you see me crawling out...

Go for a head shot.

[Hand]

38. Hand, 1949--???

"You outlived the son of a bitch." :rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

39. "Oh, THAT'S what 'flammable' means."

[UncleSepp]

40. BRB. n/t

[Adsos Letter]

41. ...

Adso's Letter
July, 1955-????

"Dammit---I KNEW this was going to happen..."

[Call Me Wesley]

42. You'll have to come in to find out

what they wrote there ...

[The Inquisitive]

44. I beat you in the human race

[Lil Missy]

46. "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most" n/t

[zanne]

47. zanne; She died of a nervous breakdown in GDP.

[IzaSparrow]

48. "Iza is no longer here...

he is now decomposed and part of the carbon and nitrogen cycles"

[Maraya1969]

49. "I decided to go into real estate"

[Maraya1969]

50. "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK!"

[Maraya1969]

51. "OUCH, Get off my hair!"

[billyskank]

52. In very small letters

You're standing on my balls.

[LiberalHeart]

53. Which of these should I choose?

"I never could pass up the chance to lie down."

Or:

"I'm not a celebrity so go away."

Or:

"They lied. You can take it with you."

Or:

"As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted..."

Or:

Here lies a thief.
"I could not stop for Death, so he kindly stopped for me."
(Even my last words are stolen.)

Or:

"Damn. Feels just like being alive."

Or:

"See? Told ya I'd do anything to get out of jury duty."

Or:

"Help! I'm allergic to satin!"

Or:

"Did Edwards win?"

Or:

"Has anyone at DU said they miss me?"

Or:

"George Bush did it."

Or:

"Gone to Heaven. Love it! No Republicans."

[Sugar Smack]

54. "She looked busy"

;-)

[Aristus]

55. Aristus. 1968-?

Pardon me for not getting up.







B-)

[SOteric]

57. I swear I'm getting better.

[Meshuga]

58. Here is mine...

"1973- ????

FUCK YOU YOU NOSY FUCK!

GO READ SOMEONE ELSE'S TOMBSTONE"

[Blue_Tires]

59. "All I ever wanted to do was drive a Corvette"

[IDemo]

60. "Oh shit, I left the iron on"

[skygazer]

61. "This isn't as fun as it looks"

[Boojatta]

62. I lived and died and all I got was this lousy tombstone.

Go ahead and smirk. But I coulda been a contender. I coulda been Pharaoh.

[rateyes]

63. I'm stealing Bobby Knight's epitaph for my own grave:

When my time on earth is gone,
and my activities here are past,
Tell them to bury me upside down,
so my critics can kiss my ass.

:evilgrin:

[rateyes]

64. Hey, who turned out the lights?

:shrug:

[Generic Brad]

65. Here Lies Generi..........

I was in the act of writing my tombstone as I passed away. What a quirk of fate.

[krispos42]

66. Another one...

Here lies Krispos42
Another Bush in office is due
When Jeb's in office in two-oh-one-three
You'll come here to envy me!

[hfojvt]

67. hfojvt 15 nov 2004 - 6 feb 2008

"he disrupted poorly"

[Lady Freedom]

68. Here lies

Lady Freedom
1978-
"Finished with my say in the world?
Hardly,I'm just taking a breath!"

[Deja Q]

69. "For a meat-lovers' pizza, that one had too many anchovies"

:rofl:

[Cleveland Rocks]

70. Since Benjamin Franklin's epitaph is in the public domain

I would use his, inserting my name and occupation in place of "Benjamin Franklin, Printer":

The body of
CLEVELAND ROCKS, Writer,
Like the cover of an old book,
its contents torn out,
and stript of its lettering and gilding,
lies here food for worms;
Yet the work itself shall not be lost,
For it will (as he believed) appear once more
in a new and more beautiful edition
Corrected and amended
by the Author.

[Javaman]

72. I'm with who? nt

[DS1]

74. man, this asshole next to me needs to stop farting

[FlyingSquirrel]

75. This thread would not be complete without the following tombstone:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/headstone.asp

In case you've never seen it.

[MilesColtrane]

76. "I could have done more."

[Bucky]

77. I want my gravestone to say "This is all YOUR fault"

Just to fuck with the grounds keeper

[MissMillie]

78. ok.... let's see

MissMillie
July 30, 1964 - ?????


She loved.
She laughed.
She lived as best as she could.

It sure went by quickly.

[CJCRANE]

79. F***!

[Deep13]

80. An actual 18th century epitaph:

"Behold reader as you pass by.
As you are know so once was I.
As I am now so you shall be.
Prepare to die and follow me."