One of the RARE times I was trying to break up with someone...

[Tyler Durden]

This was a GORGEOUS woman, 30, 1 kid, Stone FREAK.

Problem? She wanted to get married RIGHT FUCKING NOW... and claimed she was pregnant.

Well...I had a vasectomy 8 years earlier. So after I confronted her with this, she sort of dropped it quickly, but wouldn't back off...

So, I slipped a wad of chewed gum into her salad at dinner after she ate it, and said "we don't have TIME to do anything about it, we are late for the show."

I don't know WHY but it worked. I'm so ashamed.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. I guess

one good turn deserves another.

[Ellen Forradalom]

2. My word. Where are you finding these ladies?

Is there a transmitter implanted in your neck that's drawing them to you?

[Tyler Durden]

9. Only one or two, and MANY, MANY years ago....

[cloudbase]

3. I am forever grateful for my boring life. n/t

[Kat45]

4. Huh? Maybe I'm dense, but I don't quite understand what happened.

Your last two sentences totally confused me (th9ugh I certainly do understand why you had to break up with her).

[lost-in-nj]

5. oh good

I thought I was losing it.....

glad I'm not the only one...

LOL



lost

[hisownpetard]

6. Yeah, me too.

:silly:

[SallyMander]

7. Me three!

So confused... :dunce:

[Frank Cannon]

12. I doan geddit

:shrug:

[crim son]

8. She dumped you because you didn't complain about the chewed gum?

Whoda thunk it?

[Tyler Durden]

10. All told, she was a little bizzare.

Which can be fun when you are a lot younger than I am now.

[rug]

11. Did you meet doing community service in a museum?