It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street, in Waynesboro VA,

[MrScorpio]

Unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/alabama

What about dumb ass laws in your state?

[sakabatou]

1. CA

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

[Jamastiene]

2. While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.

It’s against the law to sing off key.

Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.

Bingo games may not last over 5 hours unless it is held at a fair.

Serving alcohol at a bingo game is not allowed.


North Carolina City Laws:
In Charlotte,
Women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times.

But wait! there's more!

In Dunn,
No person shall spit on a city street.

In Forest City,
You must stop and call City Hall before entering town in an automobile.

In Kill Devil Hills,
You may not ride a bicycle without having both your hands on the handle bars.

In Zebulon,
It is illegal to stand outside the police station for any purpose after dark.
and
No person may walk on top of the water tank of the city.

[SPKrazy]

3. Here's some Arkansas laws

The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

Arkansas :eyes:

[LostinVA]

4. Uh oh -- I used to go to the Cracker Barrel there

[lizerdbits]

5. Maryland

In Rockville it's illegal to swear on the highway.

In Baltimore it's illegal to bring a lion to the movies or be in a public park wearing a sleeveless shirt.

[knitter4democracy]

6. I can't cut my hair without Hubby's permission?!

Yikes!

[BulletproofLandshark]

7. Kids can't trick-or-treat on Halloween in VA.

Come 10/31/08, I'll make a citizen's arrest of all those little SOB's in my town!

[Qanisqineq]

8. it is illegal to serve pretzels with beer in a bar or restaurant

In Bismarck every home within the limits of Bismarck must have a hitching post in the front yard.

In Fargo, one may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a party where dancing is taking place.

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.

North Dakota.

[SeattleGirl]

9. Washington: All lollipops are banned.

In Seattle: You cannot carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.

Women who sit on men’s laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.
You may not ride an ugly horse.

And a DU favorite: You are not allowed to breastfeed in public. :rofl:

[allalone]

10. the weapon thing wouldn't work at all for me

only 5 feet tall

[Orangepeel]

11. It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies.

Well, that probably ought to be illegal. But I wonder if you can take it dancing?

[Cabcere]

12. Better lock me up, then!

:P I live about 5 minutes away from Waynesboro, and a) I'm not married and b) even if I were, I seriously doubt my husband would wave a red flag in front of me while I was driving down Main Street. :crazy:

[Redstone]

13. I really doubt than very many of those "old dumb laws" are actually still on the books.

Too many of them cited, and way too glib.

Redstone

[MrScorpio]

15. A lot of the Virginia ones still are, especially the Sodomy Laws

A few years back, and I remember, it was revealed that a man's soon-to-be ex wife had performed fellatio on him during a divorce proceeding.

The judge then locked his ass up for violating this state's sodomy laws..

http://www.sodomylaws.org/usa/virginia/virginia.htm

[Jamastiene]

16. Fact.

I remember looking that up on the actual web site back then when I heard about it. A lot of crazy stuff is still on the books here in NC as well.

[Redstone]

17. Whoa.

Redstone

[Fox Mulder]

14. Minnesota: It is illegal to walk into Wisconsin with a chicken on your head.

:wtf:

[CreekDog]

18. No, but we have a dumbass in charge

does that count?