So from your own experience with both, how is sex like eating a baked potato.

[yellowcanine]

I will start. A condiment always makes it better.

[SteppingRazor]

1. You have to heat it up for a long time before it gets good. n/t

[Shell Beau]

2. Neither are good when they are all dried up!

[yellowcanine]

3. Make sure you jab it with a fork before you start cooking it. - Oh, guess that doesn't work so well.

Dang.

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. You always end up with a face full of chives and bacon

[MissMillie]

5. you would always ask "do you know the difference between sex and a baked potato?"

and if the reponse is "no" you can say...

















































"well, then, would you like to have dinner some time?"

[SPKrazy]

7. ROFL

:rofl:

good one

[montanto]

18. ok, that is funny!!

:toast:

[unpossibles]

6. although I've had less than satisfactory potatoes, they're never really that bad

:D

Plus both are good when fried or baked.

[LibraLiz1973]

8. They can be hot or warm

But never cold

[skygazer]

9. They both go with anything

And are good at any time of the day or night. :hi:

[meegbear]

10. It goes great with a broiled steak and broccoli with cheese sauce

[GumboYaYa]

11. Sex is like a baked potato b/c it can be great...

but when it isn't great it is still pretty damn good.

[Orsino]

12. If you wait until the eyes sprout, man, let it go. n/t

[StrongBad]

13. It's best when sour cream is involved

:hide:

[lost-in-nj]

14. You split a baked potato down the middle

and put in a pat of butter or sour cream.....
lost

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. In both cases, one should first remove the aluminum foil

[Jamastiene]

16. IBTL...

:woohoo:

Uhm, well if I add sour cream and butter then don't use a fork to eat it, I guess that could count as somewhat like it. :P

[TrogL]

17. Blood

Lots of it

[montanto]

19. they both are better with butter!!

[Bucky]

20. If you chop them up and drop them in a vat of hot grease, they become French

Maybe I'm not getting the point of this metaphor

[Throd]

21. You have to stab it with a knife before you stick it in the oven!

Oh, you're a naughty little potato, aren't you?