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Did anyone see Obama deliver his "Top Ten Campaign Promises" on Letterman last night?

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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 11:43 AM
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Did anyone see Obama deliver his "Top Ten Campaign Promises" on Letterman last night?
I thought he did a good job. My favorite is the Mitt Romney one. :rofl:

10. To keep the budget balanced, I’ll rent the Situation Room for sweet 16s.
9. I will double your tax money at the craps table.
8. Appoint Mitt Romney Secretary of Lookin’ Good.
7. If you bring a gator to the White House, I’ll wrassle it.
6. I’ll put Regis on the nickel.
5. I’ll rename the 10th month of the year “Barack-tober.”
4. I won’t let Apple release the new and improved iPod the day after you bought the previous model.
3. I’ll find money in the budget to buy Letterman a decent hairpiece.
2. Pronounce the word nuclear, nuclear.
1. Three words: Vice President Oprah.
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