If I took a picture of my (circumcised) penis and posted it in GD...

[Bicoastal]

...as proof that it has not been "mutilated" or "sexually assaulted" as some members are currently claiming...

...I dunno, what do you think would happen?

[taterguy]

1. Everyone would dig it

Trust me

[Radio_Lady]

17. Some of us might reply, in awe, "Hey, I know who THAT is."

Just not me

[Radio_Lady]

20. So? Where's the link? We're waiting....

[Blue-Jay]

2. MonkeyFunk would see your doodle.

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. I believe that this is the quickest route to true, lasting popularity.

:thumbsup:

[zanne]

5. HAH! nt

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. Three's the charm.

[Hotler]

4. Wait! First take a Sharpie marker and.....

make a face for Mr. Happy and then post it. Better yet make a Hitler mustache on it.

[Shine]

6. IBTL!!

:D

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

8. I Dunno. Probably Get A Bunch Of "Awwww, Look How CUTE!" Replies?

:shrug:

[hisownpetard]

44. I would imagine that the word "cute" is not one the owner would be hoping to hear.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. My dear Bicoastal...

Well, as a former Mod, allow me to tell you...

That thread would not only be locked...

But probably deleted as well!

:scared:

[Maraya1969]

46. Would he get tomb stoned for that kind of thing? Because I think it

is kind of worth it for someone to do something so selfless as posting a picture of their private parts, (for study of course) for your fellow man and woman.

I would be honored to regard such a post. O8)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

47. I kinda doubt that he would be TS'd for that alone...

People are normally warned before such drastic action is taken...

Trust me, posting such a picture would NOT be worth it...

[Fleshdancer]

10. I double dog dare you

that would be the bestest most awesomest GD thread EVER! :bounce:

[RainDog]

11. I dunno

probably get locked. send me the picture, instead, and I'll back you up....

[quip]

12. As one who just got locked multiple times by just dropping the word "nipple" a bit too much

let me tell you that your putz would get locked so fast it would make your head spin... :crazy:

[TZ]

21. and wouldn't you be jealous if it wasn't....

:evilgrin:

[Radio_Lady]

22. My photo of three beautiful women as Santas with airbrushed nipples... got deleted PDQ...

that was back when I really appreciated Christmas, too.

[Dr. Strange]

38. They were locked because the nipples weren't circumcized.

[TankLV]

54. nipple nipple nipple nipple nipple nipple nipple nipple

kinda just rolls easily off the tounge...

[AwakeAtLast]

13. It would line up right along with all the other d*#ks over there.

:hide:










WHAT? Did I just say that?


And just in case I have offended anyone who might post in GD, I am joking. :D

[Jamastiene]

43. ...

:spray:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[no name no slogan]

14. I posted a picture of my nipple once

It got deleted.

And I'm a guy!

I say go for it but only if you want a granite cookie.

[quip]

15. Wow. I need to start a thread on the nipple phenomenon. It is so interesting to me

IN A CULTURAL SENSE, GUTTERBRAIN! :mad:

[Radio_Lady]

25. Oh! A guy's nipple? Never you mind. I'll contact the admins for that one.

You don't deserve it.

[bicentennial_baby]

16. Maybe, just maybe...

You should accept that some people feel differently than you, and not take it so personally? :)

[Bicoastal]

18. Oh, come on, I would never do such a thing...

...it just popped into my head, and I was like--you know would enjoy this crazy thought?

The Lounge--crazy thought central!

[quip]

29. Finally a tombstone that would read:

"He erupted disrupted well"

[quip]

19. boy, I could use a linkie....

:shrug:

[TZ]

23. If you do ...

Be sure to let me know...I've been looking for new wallpaper for my laptop...:evilgrin:

[Blue-Jay]

24. Or...

Your iPhone!

[Radio_Lady]

26. Whoever is above me here, you are IGNORED. But I like what you said anyway...

whatever it was...

[bicentennial_baby]

27. How could they be ignored if you read it?

:crazy:

[sniffa]

28. IGNORED

[Blue-Jay]

30. Did someone say something?

:shrug:

[sniffa]

31. Yes

The firm, sensual, touch of the Admins said SOMETHING.

[Radio_Lady]

37. Hmmm. "The firm, sensual, touch of the Admins said SOMETHING."

Just a casual comment... which is the better word in your excellent phrase? "Sensual" or "sensuous"?

In any event, the admins are good at using JACKHAMMERS, too -- more power to 'em!

Good night, sniffa, and have a good day tomorrow!

[Radio_Lady]

34. bicentennial baby, I didn't read the post. It was a joke. Ha-ha...

Have a good weekend, BB! :hi:

[Maddy McCall]

35. Then why on earth do you put people on ignore?

Kinda defeats the point if you sign out to read what they're saying.

:shrug:

[Radio_Lady]

36. No point going on with this exchange. I'm outta here... please read this:

I just checked my IGNORE list.
I have put NO ONE on IGNORE.
FYI, there were 2007 administrative control decisions during and after flamefests involving me and my husband.
We had no control over their placement and take them VERY seriously.

I would prefer to explain via PM to you guys. But, since both of you (Maddy and BB) have chosen NOT to receive my PMs, I guess I'll do the same. Maybe it's my paranoia, but this seems as if you're both ready to pounce...

Oh, I forgot something. One of the people I had on my Buddy List -- has been tombstoned!!!! That's rich!

Good night and good luck and have a good day tomorrow!

Radio Lady Ellen

[bicentennial_baby]

39. Oh la la, vous etes trop amusant...

:rofl:

[Radio_Lady]

48. Vous aussi! Vraiment! Au revoir...

:hi:

"Allons enfants de la Patrie, Le jour de gloire est arrivé ! Contre nous de la tyrannie, L'étendard sanglant est levé ! L'étendard sanglant est levé!"

[TankLV]

55. just go to this thread without logging on - that should enable you to see everything...

[Fire Walk With Me]

32. You might be able to get away with it if your OP was "Does this look infected?"

Then it would only be locked for asking medical advice.

[FlyingSquirrel]

33. Why mention that it's circumcised?

Would it make a difference?

[Jamastiene]

40. For the good of your cause, yes, by all means, do it.

I'm sure it will go over well with everyone including the mods. :P

As a matter of fact, I triplee dog dare you to do it. :evilgrin:

[Lydia Leftcoast]

41. Somebody actually did that when I was a mod

They and their member got banned, as I recall.

[Gormy Cuss]

42. Your donor star will be revoked.

You have been warned, but since you're ignoring your own threads you'll never see this.

[Dr. Strange]

45. Do it! If nothing else, maybe we'll get some new avatars!

:hide:

[xchrom]

49. you would become my favorite duer!

:applause:

[TZ]

51. I'd call you a pev except...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7395797&mesg_id=7395995

:hi:

[Fox Mulder]

50. You'd be the most popular DUer.

:rofl:

[phrigndumass]

52. You'd join the Michael Jackson and Bill Clinton club for ...

overly-investigated penises.

[TankLV]

53. I'd be embarassed to tell you!

and then I'd have to shoot you...

[Redstone]

56. They wouldn't believe you. Nor would they believe that neither I or my sons feel

"mutilated" either.

So fuck 'em. They're not going to listen, not even to people who are intimately familiar with the subject, such as you and I are.

Redstone

[krispos42]

57. A lot of people would say...

to slap that puppy up against a ruler so there's some scale. Then we'd know whether to go ":wow:" or ":rofl:"


:evilgrin: