Otherlander's Speculative Theory of Hypo-pothead-related-humor Induced Death

[otherlander]

The following is my theory of Hypo-pothead-realated-humor Induced Death (HPRHID):

IF:
-Starting tomorrow, all persons were no longer able to verbalize, write, or in any other way communicate jokes, snide comments, or any other humor-related information related to drug use of persons during the 1960's
-AND they were no longer able to access previously-recorded jokes, snide comments, or any other humor-related information on previously mentioned subject
-PROVIDED that they did not lose all memories of the previously mentioned time period

THEN:
-20% of American citizens between the ages of 40 and 80 would experience death within the next 6 (six) months.
-AND the most common causes of the deaths of these citizens (excluding the ones who would have died of natural causes within said time period regardless of HPRH) would be:
-Suicide
-Accidental alcohol-induced death
-Complications of extremley high blood pressure

THEREFORE I have reached the conclusion that we are currently at the point where making jokes about potheads is not merely easy (as common belief holds), but actually essential to our survival.

Discuss.

[otherlander]

1. What's the matter?

Did I just blow your minds?

:silly: