HELP ME SOLVE MY MYSTERY!!!11!

[Dr. Strange]

Poll question: HELP ME SOLVE MY MYSTERY!!!11!

It was the first day of the week, that being Sunday, and when DuStrange awoke, he found a shining star, illuminating his posts. Be he knew not who donated in his name. Nonetheless, he rejoiced, for he realized that he couldst now use the search function and also post in those special interest groups, which before he could only read. And verily he decided to use a poll, with which he could determine who the donator was, that he may heap upon them much praise and stuff.

So, who do YOU think donated my star unto me?

Or, whoever did it could just post here and confess, or send me a PM.

[DarkTirade]

1. I think it was your mom.

Because she's the only one who thinks you're cool. :P

[MrCoffee]

3. she told me last night that that's just not true

i think it was a software glitch

[Dr. Strange]

21. I can't even tell who's being insulted there!

Goddammit! x(

[lost-in-nj]

2. ..

I think it was


Ac phlegm.........

the



terrifying
terrorist....

that needs ligaments

lost




:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

4. ppffftt! Achmed? I think not!

Where would he keep his wallet?

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

5. It was Skinner. Your posts are so scintillating, he doesn't want you to leave.

[CreekDog]

6. I resent the implication

:spank:

[Dr. Strange]

10. Dude, they wrote a song about you!

Lyrics for: By-Tor And The CreekDog

I. At the Tobes of Hades
The Tobes of Hades
Lit by flickering torchlight
The Netherworld is gathered in the glare
Prince By-Tor takes the cavern
To the north light
The sign of Eth is rising in the air
By-Tor, knight of darkness,
Centurion of evil
Devil's prince

II. Across the Styx
Across the River Styx
Out of the lamplight
His nemesis is waiting at the gate
The CreekDog, ermine glowing
In the damp night
Coal-black eyes shimmering with hate
By-Tor and the CreekDog
Square for battle
Let the fray begin

III. Of the Battle
Instrumental

IV. Epilogue
The battle's over
And the dust is clearing
Disciples of the CreekDog sound the knell
Rejoicing echoes
As the dawn is nearing
By-Tor in defeat
Retreats to Hell
CreekDog is victorious
The land of the Overworld
Is saved again

Show some love!:headbang:

[SPKrazy]

7. i'm not the emperor!!!!!!!1111

kitchen witch is

but i was

and you served well

but it weren't i

:P

[Dr. Strange]

8. Yeah, that's what I meant...

I served well, back when you were emperor.

I also wondered if KitchenWitch might have been the donor, in a pre-emptive attempt to keep me from locking her threads.

:shrug:

[quip]

9. I voted for me because I am teh shitz! Don't believe me? Ask my

toilet! :hurts: <= oh, first time I've used that smiley! :D

[MrCoffee]

11. i voted for you because you have the shits...i feel your pain.

[quip]

12. Is this my morning coffee enema talking, mister?

[TZ]

15. ......

Just as long as that is not da bomb!!!:hide:

[Bucky]

13. You need Encyclopedia Brown to solve this case.

I'll bet Butch Meany gave you the star, what with the Meanys being long time Democrats and all.

[TZ]

14. Gee guess who I voted for?

I didn't but..Had I but known.....I admit your hawtness has just fried the logic centers of my brain.....But I seem to recall it was YOU beggin for those pictures of me, after a cold shower....:evilgrin: :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

16. Your pathetic attempts at historical revision fall about my feet like...

wet towels off of a heaving supple bosom.

What were we talking about again?

[TZ]

18. Mission accomplished!!

Yet another helpless male distracted by the power of the ...well you know!
BTW, since you can now post in groups and I think I remember you having a math/science orientation of some sort, maybe you should check out the Science, Skeptics, and Pseudoscience group...I do some of my best work there...
Including this little gem of a thread...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=247&topic_id=13054

[Dr. Strange]

19. Curses, foiled again!

BTW, since you can now post in groups and I think I remember you having a math/science orientation of some sort, maybe you should check out the Science, Skeptics, and Pseudoscience group...I do some of my best work there...

I'm on it like corn flakes on a chicken!

[racaulk]

17. No, Gwen Stefani's *lover* made me do it!

:rofl:

Seriously, I have no idea how you got your star, but that's way cool! Now you can post meaningless polls like the rest of us. :hi:

[Dr. Strange]

20. You don't really believe that--you're just following the herd!

Now you can post meaningless polls like the rest of us.

Count on it!:woohoo:

[robertpaulsen]

22. It was Lee Mercer.

He admires the way you speak truth to power. And he's all in your house with disease.

[Dr. Strange]

23. That's disturbing.

I'm glad he hot wired the money to Skinner in my name. But I still can't bring myself to vote for him.

I'll have to agonize over it a little.

Just a little, though.

[VenusRising]

24. I'll never tell.

:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

25. Don't make me get out...

the COMFY CHAIR!

[VenusRising]

26. My lips are sealed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrYM2Gt9sMw

[Dr. Strange]

27. Seriously, the GoGo's donated my star?

I don't know what to say. I'm so choked up...almost...head over heels.

[VenusRising]

28. Makes you want to go on vacation, no?

:P