The thread in which you give me terrible advice

[Bucky]

I need some advice. Give me your worst. Truly make me regret having ever listened to you.

[fizzgig]

1. whiz on the electric fence

and violate the first rule of fight club

[MrCoffee]

2. Cops are only kidding when they tell you not to move.

[azmouse]

3. Give all your money to Huckabee for President.

:evilgrin:

[XemaSab]

4. No need to fuel up in Fresno,

there are LOTS of gas stations open in the mountains at 11:30 at night!

[DS1]

5. during your first at-home dinner date

serve up one of your feet, braised with a few cherry tomatoes. This will indicate your dedication.

[CottonBear]

6. Run madly through your house while carrying scissors.

:hide:

[lost-in-nj]

7. Of course its ok to eat

White Castle the day before your wedding.....


lost

[Gormy Cuss]

8. Earwigs make nice pets.

Just drop a few in your ear and they'll build a nice nest. When the little earwigs begin to run around in your brain it'll be like have an embedded i-pod in your head.

[DarkTirade]

9. Safe words are for wusses.

It'll only hurt a little bit. :evilgrin:

[MrScorpio]

10. Try some sex tourism in Thailand

And make sure to leave your condoms at home

[unpossibles]

13. may as well, I mean when are you going to ever see those people again? nt

[no name no slogan]

11. Trust Whitey

[Redstone]

12. Ride the skid!

Redstone

[unpossibles]

14. if a cop ever questions you, repeat everything he/she says in a mocking tone

they love that.

[ironflange]

15. Head on over to GD:P for a little while

While you're there, make fun of Obama. Prepare to become a Nazi.

[texas1928]

16. Pull your pants down and slide on the ice.

I mean pretty soon you will not be able to.