I think romance novels saved my marriage. Ask me anything.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

:evilgrin:

[Canuckistanian]

1. Do you have any pics of bodice-ripping?

I've always wanted to see a bodice ripped in the heat of passion.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. No...

And besides, I don't think you'd like to see me half unrobed.
Duckie

[Chovexani]

3. This thread is useless without pics

:hide:

[Bucky]

9. Here, altho I don't know which Harlequin Romance book it's from

That's not Fabio, by the way

[Bucky]

11. Nor is this

[struggle4progress]

4. But was it really worth the price you paid? Sure, the cost of one or two of those novels doesn't

seem like much ... but then people get hooked ... they have to buy thousands to read once ... there's only so much room in the attic ... the thin little pink books are stacked on the dresser and on the back of the toilet ... they're stacked on the stairs and kitchen table and washing machine ... in the unused basement shower stall ... it's impossible to get into the guest room ...

[ChoralScholar]

5. Sounds like you've visited my house and seen elfrangel's collection... EOM

[struggle4progress]

6. Tis sadly all too common an affliction

[LostInAnomie]

7. I love reading tales of comely wenches...

... unsheathing stable boys' purple headed man-roots.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

8. I am addicted to Kinley McGregor...

My husband is loving it, because I get all atwitter and then go find him to fix it. It's really great.
Lack of affection was starting to kill our relationship.
Duckie

[lost-in-nj]

10. like this one??

so ummmmm

how???


lost

[YellowRubberDuckie]

12. No...

More like this...



Well, how, you ask. There was very little affection, and I was really starting to wonder if I was loved anymore. We did our own thing. Now we are starting to be affectionate again and I keep getting...twitterpated while reading these books, and responding to me. We were fighting a lot. Now we're not. It's very lovely.
Duckie