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Maine-ah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 03:31 PM Original message |
Middle school issues ban on intentional flatulence |
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One_Life_To_Give (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 03:36 PM Response to Original message |
1. Detentions going to be ripe! |
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Maine-ah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 03:39 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. oh, hell that's a DUzy if I've ever seen one! |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 03:38 PM Response to Original message |
2. Ah, so they're going to ban voluntary digestion. |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 03:49 PM Response to Reply #2 |
14. Especially on the days when they serve beans in the school cafeteria. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 03:40 PM Response to Original message |
4. So Premeditated Farting is punishable, but ass- slaughter is okay |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 03:41 PM Response to Original message |
5. Bwahahaha! |
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Maine-ah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 03:41 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. roflmao! |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 03:41 PM Response to Original message |
6. It's about time. |
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From The Ashes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
8. How will they tell.... |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 03:43 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. Special sensors... |
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Maine-ah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 03:45 PM Response to Reply #9 |
11. I knew someone here would have the answer! |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 03:47 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. Similar to... |
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Maine-ah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 03:50 PM Response to Reply #12 |
15. . |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 03:53 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. Yes, they would have to make the student do it on purpose... |
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Maine-ah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 03:54 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. "gas master" |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 04:16 PM Response to Reply #17 |
27. Will the "Gas Master" score duration, intensity, toxicity, noise level, etc? |
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Maine-ah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 03:44 PM Response to Reply #8 |
10. dunno. |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 03:58 PM Response to Reply #10 |
21. Dear Ms. Smith, |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 03:48 PM Response to Original message |
13. Where do they pick up these ideas from? |
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RoadRage (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 03:51 PM Response to Original message |
16. Ahh.. i can not wait to see how they en"force" this one... |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 03:55 PM Response to Original message |
19. On who does the burden of proof rest to prove intention? |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 03:58 PM Response to Original message |
20. When I was in 6th grade english class... |
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Maraya1969 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 04:00 PM Response to Original message |
22. Aren't most farts intentional? I mean if you are sitting on your couch |
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Maine-ah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 04:05 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. laughing hard always gets me. |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 04:07 PM Response to Reply #23 |
24. It most certainly is NOT natural... |
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TommyO (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 04:11 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. I used to pride myself on the fact that I never farted |
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Maine-ah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 04:11 PM Response to Reply #24 |
26. roflmao! |
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Maraya1969 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 09:43 PM Response to Reply #23 |
28. Yea, farts are supposed to be FUN! Now they are going to end up as just |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 09:45 PM Response to Original message |
29. I left my Diet Pepsi open and it went flatus. |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 09:48 PM Response to Original message |
30. How will they know who did the Silent But Deadly variety? |
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Maine-ah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 09:59 PM Response to Reply #30 |
32. they must go with the |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 09:56 PM Response to Original message |
31. "following Friday's storm-related early release" |
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