Oh Lord, no! Somebody found more awful album covers...

[Deja Q]

http://www.coverbrowser.com/covers/worst-album-covers

(multiple personality disorder)


(Something about a rolling stone...)


(Hmmm, how many children did she bring forth thanks to them?)


Uh, okay...


Related to Michael, yes?


No Ann Coulter jokes, please. She supports one of us...


Well, that's the second biggest G-string I've ever seen...


What not to wear on your honeymoon...


Not my idea of a "hot chick"...


Nooooooooooo comment...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

1. I like the doggies...

But the guy with the axe is creepy. And what's that thing on Roger's chest?

[alphafemale]

5. Yes. That is really an odd picture. They are in a meadow.

Why does he have an ax? In front of a cabin, or a wood pile it might make sense to be holding an ax. But it doesn't look like there is a tree or a scrap of wood within a mile.

Why not just give him a chainsaw and a leather mask?

[Manifestor_of_Light]

22. The doggies are standing in for Ricky Nelson's twin sons.

You might be old enough to remember or know about Ricky Nelson the rock star. Son of Ozzie and Harriet Nelson.

He had twin sons with long blond hair.

Matthew and Gunnar Nelson.

http://thenelsonbrothers.com

[GoddessOfGuinness]

24. I didn't remember his kids...

That's interesting... :hi:

[alphafemale]

2. A "Ventriloquist" album?

I'm sorry.

Ventriloquists already suck, but isn't a album by one about as pointless as mimes on the radio?

[The Animator]

25. Hey not all ventriloquists suck.. this guy's histerical.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knoTXmucBTM

[laconicsax]

3. Here's a good one

Complete with two--count 'em two 'wardrobe malfunctions.'

Big pic, copy-paste link
http://musicology.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/12/10/wgs8126a.jpg

[bbernardini]

4. Some people (at least one, anyway) speculated that Orion was actually Elvis.

No, seriously. I can't believe I actually remembered this just from seeing the cover. I looked it up to be sure. Apparently his speaking and singing voice were very similar to Elvis', and some people thought it was proof that Elvis faked his death.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. The '70s were dark times....

at least for fashion and album cover design.

[mitchum]

7. The Swamp Dogg album is actually really good...

but, then again, he has never made a bad record.

[HughBeaumont]

8. What the FUCK is that Orion thing? The Honky Tonk Man goes to the Masquerade Ball?

Sad as it is, I remember The Ritchie Family. Just not all of the oily beauhunks surrounding them.

[mitchum]

11. No, it actually is what bbernardini remembered upthread...

the hype on him at the time was "could...he...actually...be...Elvis?"
Notice the Sun logo on the cover

[Frank Cannon]

23. Here's a link to a fascinating article about Orion

It's amazing, the shit you learn on DU. I had no knowledge of this guy before.

http://www.rockabillyhall.com/Orion1.html

[u4ic]

9. "Up at the crack"

Shouldn't that guitar be coming out the other end? :rofl:


edit: my all time favourite:

[krispos42]

17. On the left.. nice 'doo...

:eyes:

[texanwitch]

19. I don't think the two women shoud be standing next to each other.

It just doesn't look right, and what is it with the big hair.

[CorpGovActivist]

10. Do you hack an Old Rugged Cross by swinging that old Gospel Axe?

:shrug:

[Deep13]

14. Yes, it becomes that Old Rugged Cord Wood. nt

[krispos42]

21. How else are you going to get in on the trailer?

Throw on a pair of these, and it's the perfect symbol of the modern religous Republican moonbat.

[Lethe]

12. Roger is you daddy

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

[Deep13]

13. Ms. Jackson, the sales department has an idea for your album cover.

:wtf:

[last_texas_dem]

15. I've seen some creepy album covers, but wow...

...for whatever reason, that one with the chicks on it may be more disturbing to me than just about any of the others I've seen.

[Deep13]

16. Yeah, that's pretty morose.

And not a cool kind of morose like an Iron Maiden cover either.

[XemaSab]

20. Word

:(

[orleans]

18. here is an album i really liked

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elf_(band)

[LostInAnomie]

26. Ok. I get that Millie Jackson is on the tiolet...

... and that somehow it is a metaphor. But, why does she have her shoe in her hand?

What's going to come out of there that she needs a bludgeon handy?