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Pale Blue Dot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 09:40 PM Original message |
Guess what can kill you now? |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 09:42 PM Response to Original message |
1. What's even more scary |
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Pale Blue Dot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 09:44 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. We can save the babies AND the kittens! nt |
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Gidney N Cloyd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-02-08 10:43 PM Response to Reply #1 |
37. And pet toys! |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 09:42 PM Response to Original message |
2. The shop I buy from is really cool about that. |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-02-08 09:57 PM Response to Reply #2 |
32. "my girl bits have high standards" |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 09:45 PM Response to Original message |
4. Blind, hairy palms, and cancer! |
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PeaceNikki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 09:47 PM Response to Original message |
5. WHY ISN'T THIS ON THE FRONT PAGE OF EVERY NEWSPAPER!?!??! |
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Pale Blue Dot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 09:49 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. In a related story, I just found out that they're ILLEGAL in Mississippi |
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PeaceNikki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 09:53 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. Alabama, too. In Georgia, you can only have a maximum of FIVE |
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Pale Blue Dot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 09:55 PM Response to Reply #9 |
11. Now it's 3 states |
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PeaceNikki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 09:57 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. Thankfully they are states that she probably would avoid for a myriad of other reasons. |
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SarahB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-02-08 06:35 PM Response to Reply #11 |
17. I'm sorry to take away your Alabama love. |
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hippywife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-02-08 08:08 PM Response to Reply #11 |
29. Might have to make that four states. |
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lightningandsnow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-02-08 09:53 PM Response to Reply #9 |
31. Why five? |
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TreasonousBastard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-02-08 10:23 PM Response to Reply #9 |
33. I heard Texas, too. |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 09:53 PM Response to Reply #8 |
10. Slow news day in Jackson? |
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Pale Blue Dot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 09:57 PM Response to Reply #10 |
13. But they got 'em! Just like on 60 Minutes! |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 10:03 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. I bet the do a real slow pan over all the packages a few times, too. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-02-08 06:39 PM Response to Reply #14 |
19. Jim Bob calls 'em |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 09:47 PM Response to Original message |
6. Don't buy sex toys from China. |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 09:48 PM Response to Original message |
7. Thanks buddy! |
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Maine-ah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 10:04 PM Response to Original message |
15. three words. |
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TreasonousBastard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-02-08 10:25 PM Response to Reply #15 |
34. I once had a girlfriend who named hers. |
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Fox Mulder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-01-08 10:06 PM Response to Original message |
16. Does that mean I should stop using my fleshlight? |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-02-08 06:36 PM Response to Original message |
18. Yeah, but I'd die happy. nt |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-02-08 06:40 PM Response to Original message |
20. Can they not make fucking sex toys out of shit that poisons you? |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-02-08 06:49 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. Look closely at the cartons: |
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peacefreak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-02-08 07:00 PM Response to Original message |
22. Glass is the way to go. |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-02-08 07:03 PM Response to Reply #22 |
25. Just don't get hammered and use one |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-02-08 07:03 PM Response to Original message |
23. A Pthalate and a dollar short... |
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Quantess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-02-08 07:03 PM Response to Original message |
24. This should really be in the Health forum. |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-02-08 07:04 PM Response to Reply #24 |
26. Maybe even GD-P |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-02-08 07:07 PM Response to Original message |
27. Just stick with organic cantaloupes and bananas, and we'll all do fine... |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-02-08 07:07 PM Response to Original message |
28. Can't I just do it |
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lightningandsnow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-02-08 08:09 PM Response to Original message |
30. I've known that for a while... |
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TreasonousBastard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-02-08 10:26 PM Response to Reply #30 |
35. Glass? |
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Generic Brad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-02-08 10:27 PM Response to Original message |
36. That's why I only use all natural toys |
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