Fun with shaving. This is what happens when you're bored on a Friday evening.

[HughBeaumont]

1. Over the winter I grew this thing on my face. Look . . . it's every fan at a Clutch show!
2. Now I look like the lead vocalist of a New Hampshire sludge metal band.
3. "We're very lucky in the band in that we have two visionaries, David and Nigel; they're like poets, like Shelley and Byron. They're two distinct types of visionaries; it's like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water."



4. "Eeexit La-iiife!!! Enter Naa-aaa-iight! Taaaaake Mah hannnnd-ah! We're off to NevaNevaland!!"
5. I'm just trying to be a better person. My name is Hugh. Yeah. Or 80s Ron Howard. Or a cheesy whitebread dad. The whole singular mustache thing . . . sorry, others can pull it off well, but that shit just looks creeptacular and molestery on me.
6. I'm back. Glad that mess is over.

Well, there went 5 minutes of your life you'll never get back . . .

[Fran Kubelik]

1. OMG

You're cute!!!!!

[bicentennial_baby]

2. You mentioned Clutch, therefore...

:yourock:

and, you're hawt... *swoon*

:D

[HughBeaumont]

3. You know I'm just here to prove .. .

. . . the United States of America has two Presidents and I am one of them Jurisdiction in Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Government # 1 in Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International.

:7

[DarkTirade]

4. For #5 my first thought was,

"My name is Earl." :P

[HughBeaumont]

30. Fuggin writers strike.

The new episodes are too few and far between.

[DarkTirade]

33. Hasn't affected me because I don't own a TV right now.

But that was a good show. :)

[supernova]

5. You're so handsome!

:wow: :wow:

:loveya:

Youshould gobareassed barefaced more often.

[HughBeaumont]

6. Teh Lounge frowns on nudity.

Just axe the Retro.

And thank you. I don't know what possessed me to grow that thing. Maybe it was laziness . . . . or the desire to look like that guy who sang "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong(eh)" . . . .

[DarkTirade]

34. That's what PMs are for. :)

[struggle4progress]

7. There's a great photo of the philosopher Charles Pierce, taken somewhere around 1900,

showing him with a long black bushy beard on one side of his face, the other side being smooth and clean shaven

[HughBeaumont]

20. Also one of Kurt Brecht, lead singer to DRI . ..

Full beard on one side, none on the other.

One time in the late 90s, I went a whole week with that idea as a goof. I just told people I'm trying to start a trend that has no hope whatsoever of catching on.

[quip]

8. No, the REAL fun begins..... attack the head!

:bounce:

[HughBeaumont]

9. Tomorrow.

But it will have length. No buzzcuts, flattops, mohawks or capsules for me.

[quip]

13. One word. Cue ball. Okay, 2 words. Nothing like a shiny, bald head! And, if you don't

like it, it grows back! :thumbsup:

[HughBeaumont]

17. Again . . . like the single mustache . . .

. . . works on some people, not on me. I have a strange shaped rest-of-the-head that I'm glad the full mop hides.

[krispos42]

26. Be careful... Dubya will rub your head for luck if you go bald

And you don't know where his hands have been, but you know what they're covered in! :scared:

[HughBeaumont]

41. Black Gold. Texas Tea.

I bet if he touches someone, they get the Black Plague communicably. :(

[DarkTirade]

35. Blasphemy!

[quip]

42. Methinks thou doth protest too much

Your beautiful mane is actually a WIG isn't it??? ISN'T IT???? :crazy:

[DarkTirade]

44. Men have died for far lesser insults.

:grr:


:P

[quip]

46. Yes, but you need to throw in some "thous" and "shalts"

:hi: :rofl:

[DarkTirade]

47. Thou thinkest that thine pretty words shalt save you from my wrath?

'twill be a cold day in Hades when I allow myself to be swayed by such trifling fancies. Begone with thee, foul creature! :P

[quip]

48. Mercy, fair but mighty foe: I spoketh in jest, and all manner of frivolity! I bid thee to

lighten up, Franceth. :D

[DarkTirade]

51. Had I a gauntlet, it would have been laid down long 'fore now!

Thou art fortunate that my longsword is still packed away from my recent move. :P

[quip]

52. Then I bid you adieu, and offer thanks to the Fates, that I shall live to another day

to taunt a second time! :D

[AlCzervik]

10. Hugh is way CUTE, SERIES!

:hi:

[HughBeaumont]

21. No YOU'RE way cute.

:dilemma: :blush: :popcorn: :patriot: :grouphug: :nuke: :freak: :bounce: :evilgrin: :party:

[DS1]

11. Scott Stapp on the right

don't kill me

[HughBeaumont]

14. DEREK SMALLS! DEREK SMALLS!!!1!!1!!!

If suck were bricks, Scott Staph Infection would be miles across China!!

[DS1]

16. hahaha

nice one


Derek.

[Dr. Strange]

23. I see...

Russell Crowe, Derek Smalls, and then Scott Stapp.

[HughBeaumont]

24. Gaaaaah!! Stopp at the first two.

I'll undergo plastic surgery . . . . or never do that pose again . . . if it means never looking like that wifebeater cokehuffer.

"Ha ha . . . you're in Creed!" :P

[LynzM]

12. I like the number three pic the best...

:hi:

[HughBeaumont]

22. I printed the comic strip from your blog.

You know, the one about watching what you say on the internet in fear of future employers tracking it. That was a good one.

[LynzM]

55. Oh yeah!

Man, I love xkcd... so many strips there that are so excellent... :D Thanks for checking out my blog!

[qb]

15. No offense, but damn you're hot.

#3 and #6 are the best :)

[HughBeaumont]

18. None taken. Thank you very much.

:7

What's up with people's choice #3? Are people into Glenn Hughes mutton chops? :wtf:

[qb]

19. The attitude has a lot to do with it. nt

[ThomCat]

25. Those are awesome pictures!

I think you're cutest when you're clean-shaven. That third picture is really cool though. :)

[HughBeaumont]

57. Again with the mutton appeal!!!1!

It's because of THIS guy, isn't it?

[ThomCat]

60. Oh, hell yes!

:loveya:

Damn! He's hot! :9

[krispos42]

27. Number 4...

makes me think of this belt buckle...





:evilgrin:

[HughBeaumont]

29. All I need is a straw hat and "Goodnight Ladies" sheet music.

:rofl:

[XemaSab]

28. .

:rofl:

[Inchworm]

31. My daaughter loved when I did that

Once I shaved 1/2 my face and took her to the beach for laughs. She would tell me when ppl did doubletakes. It was a sport. :D

:yourock:

[lizziegrace]

32. I love it!

:rofl:


Thank you. This made my morning.


You'll always be :swoon: ;)

[RainDog]

36. funny!

I really like picture #5 because you are majorly operatic in that one. can we cut our computers into squares and make these pictures into a flip book?

[NMDemDist2]

37. *thud*

:wow:

the beard was good, the cleanshaven better, the 'stash.... not so much....


:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

38. Dude!

:yourock:

But that smile in pic #4?

I could hear the DU women dropping like flies all around the country.

Right after they went <right-click> <save>...

:hi:

RL

p.s. Nudity? I have no idea what you meant by that... :9

[HughBeaumont]

39. If I had a nickel for all the threads you've shut down . . .

. . . I'd have enough to buy some gum.

:rofl:

Pick #4 is supposed to be a goof on James Hetfield. It's not supposed to be attractive. :evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

40. #4 = The theory of unintended consequences

:D

RL

[Sock Puppet]

49. #4? very cute.

but number three, baby. number three is fucking HOT.

[Cabcere]

43. OK, you officially just went up to ELEVEN!! with that post.

:rofl: :applause: You know, there really ought to be a law against being as funny, clever, and attractive as you are...it's a dangerous combination. :blush: :hi:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

45. In third picture you look like fucking Scott Stapp....

Then in the last one you end up looking like the cute, quirky diner owner Luke from Gilmour Girls, Scott Peterson.

And as for number 5: I thought only Tom Selleck and gay porn stars had singular mustaches. :evilgrin:

[Gonzo Gardener]

50. OMG...

[SoxFan]

53. "New Hampshire sludge metal band"

:rofl:

Hey, sludge metal bands are our third leading export, after maple syrup and slush. They all wantto be Godsmack when they grow up

[SallyMander]

54. Love this thread!

:rofl:


:hug:

[applegrove]

56. That's funny. You look great unshaven.

[SarahB]

58. #1 or #6

:wow:

[HughBeaumont]

59. Update - the new hair.

Which . . . really isn't much different from the old hair.