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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-02-08 01:05 AM
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I pumped it vigorously up and down, but nothing came out.
Stupid empty soap dispenser. x(












Well, what did you think I meant?

:P
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-02-08 01:13 AM
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1. My dear VenusRising!
Double entendres!

I love 'em!

You made me laugh, you did!

:rofl:

:loveya:
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-02-08 01:16 AM
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4. Glad I could make you laugh, Peggy.
I just love word-play.

I'm sure that you, as a poetess, can understand completely.

:loveya::hug:

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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-02-08 01:17 AM
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7. Oh, indeed yes, I understand!
My word-play games predate my poetry by many years, sweetie!

:loveya: :hug:
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-02-08 01:28 AM
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11. I must be on a similar development path.
:)
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-02-08 01:15 AM
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2. Sometimes it's hard to tell.
I mean have you ever really LOOKED at a dollop of Jergen's? Um. Yuck.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-02-08 01:15 AM
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3. I think I just heard ZodiacIronFist saying
that you were pumping too hard! x(

Gently... Those soap pumps are tempermental. :P
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-02-08 01:17 AM
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5. He laughed, too, when I told him.
He's off in the other room playing bass. He's pounding his other girl right now. :P

How are you, my dear friend?

:hug:
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-02-08 01:22 AM
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8. I got the chair this evening!
Edited on Sat Feb-02-08 01:22 AM by ThomCat
Woo Hoo! :woohoo:

Other than that, this whole week sucks. It's been 5 days of bad weather out of 7. I have more pain in more places, and I've had 3 migraines this week. It's a good thing that people only "see" me through the internet. I wouldn't want anyone to be here this week.
x(

I hope your week was better than mine. And I hope next week is better for all of us.
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-02-08 01:26 AM
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9. Yay, chair!!!!!
I can't wait to see pictures of you cruising in it!! :bounce:

I am sorry for all the other things, though. It was kind of a crappy week. Well, I would have been there for you if I was closer. Coffee, company, and chatting can make you forget sometimes. If not, we could flip through the channels on your cable and comment about people we see. :P

Feel better, sweetie.

:hug::loveya:
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-02-08 01:17 AM
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6. I don't know. But just keep talking, real fast, real quick....
...don't let up, don't stop.....:D
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-02-08 01:27 AM
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10. Just keep talking....LMAO!!
:rofl:

:spank:

You're bad!
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-02-08 07:44 AM
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12. It happens to most soap dispensers, eventually.
Just be understanding.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-02-08 07:45 AM
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13. Hewre's my phone number...
You wouldn't believe how many people tell me I'd feel better if that happened...

:rofl:

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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-02-08 07:49 AM
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14. I was hoping
Mr. VenusRising had a good night :rofl:
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