Bush To Press: Nothing To See Here!

[yoyossarian]

Yesterday President Bush called a special news conference to emphatically deny rumors of a supposed looming health crisis in the White House itself.



"There is NO White House dental crisis!" Bush told the press, flashing his winning smile with such confidence that all doubts were swept away in the minds of all but the most liberal and anti-American among us. "Now go away; I've got some unitin' and decidin' to do, and it ain't gonna do itself!... and.. and God bless us... every one. Now GIT!" The President finished by firing a shotgun full of buckshot into the air several times, a purely symbolic and ceremonial gesture that, though new to many, did not fail to move evven the slowest reporters along in their gittin'.

"He's lying through his teeth," said Noam Chomsky, but nobody was listening.


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[yoyossarian]

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...and yet it happened...