We're men, we're men in tights.

[RevolutionaryActs]

We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!
We're men, we're men in tights,
Always on guard defending the people's rights.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lUjhEHlh7s



This movie never gets old. :rofl:

[pokerfan]

1. Mel Brooks is great!

http://www.youtube.com/v/mKxnaMeOK20&rel=1

The Inquisition (Let's begin)
The Inquisition (Look out sin)
We have a mission to convert the Jews (Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew)
We're gonna teach them wrong from right.
We're gonna help them see the light
and make an offer that they can't refuse. (That those Jews just can't refuse)
Confess, don't be boring.Spanish Inquisition
Say yes, don't be dull.
A fact you're ignoring:
It's better to lose your skull cap than your skull (or your govalt!)
The Inquisition (what a show)
The Inquistion (here we go)
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away.
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay!

"I was sitting in a temple. I was minding my own business.
I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass.
Then these Papus persons plungered and they throw me in a dungeon and they shove a red hot poker up my ass.
Is that considerate? Is that polite?
And not a tube of Preperation H in sight!"

"I'm sittin' flickin' chickens and I'm lookin' throught the pickins' and suddenly thes goyim pull down valls.
I didn't even know them and they grabbed my by the stoghum and started playing ping pong with my balls!
Ooh, the agony! Ooh, the shame!
To make my privates public for a game?"

The Inquisition (what a show)
The Inquisition (here we go)
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away.
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to-
"Hey Toquemada, walk this way."
"I just got back from the Auto-de-fe."
"Auto-de-fe? What's an Auto-de-fe?"
"It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway."
Will you convert? "No, no, no, no."
Will you confess? "No, no, no, no."
Will you revert? "No, no, no, no."
Will you say yes? "No, no, no, no!"
Now I asked in a nice way, I said, "Pretty please."
I bent their ears, now I'll work on their knees!
"Hey Toquemada, walk this way. We got a little game that you might wanna play, so pull that handle, try you're luck."
"Who knows, Toq, you might win a buck!"

"How we doin', any converts today?"
"Not a one, nay, nay, nay."
"We flattened their fingers, we branded their buns!
Nothing is working! Send in the nuns!"

The Inquisition, what a show.
The Inquisition, here we go.
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away!
So all you Muslims and you Jews
We got big news for all of yous:
You'd better change your point of views TODAY!
'Cause the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay!

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. He's a genius.

:rofl:

[JVS]

2. Jews in space was better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cAVJyBshh0

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. But the tights are hawt!

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

3. Love Mel Brooks!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y4YLuv0k4jk
Blazing Saddles - Gene Wilder (The Waco Kid)

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. I haven't seen Blazing Saddles in forever.

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. I thought I was gonna die

when Robin Hood and Little John kept fighting even as their quarterstaffs became onesixtyfourthstaffs. :rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_tqLVNcIS8



But there were other Robin Hoods who were even funnier. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33si26-orZM





Actually, it's a buck-and-a-quarter quarterstaff. But I'm not tellin' him.

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. bwhahhaha

Oh Daffy. :rofl:

[sasquatch]

9. I see you need your daily dosage

:spank:






































:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. One day, I will get you back for this.

:rofl: