"Why is it I can't get it on with a good guy?" Memorable movie lines. Post yours here.

[Dawggie]

That was Eve Teschmacher (my crush, Valerie Perrine) in Superman.

Got a quote?

[pokerfan]

1. Lauren Bacall

As Marie 'Slim' Browning in To Have and Have Not (1944)
"You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."

[Dawggie]

2. Now there's a true classic! n/t

[pokerfan]

3. Is everything on YouTube?

http://www.youtube.com/v/ASoIn6u127E&rel=1

[Adsos Letter]

4. Jack Nicholson in "As Good as it Gets."

"Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here."

:D

[Perry Logan]

5. "I'll have what she's having."

[sarge43]

6. "It's the simple things in life that give you pleasure."

Galaxy Quest, TSgt Chen after he literally drops a rock on the bad guys.

[hellbound-liberal]

7. "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

Howard Beale, Network.

[baldguy]

8. "Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."

[Richardo]

10. "Son, you got a panty on your head."

:D

[Dawggie]

11. Another classic. And another Cohen line:

"They loved him up and turned him into a horney toad!"

And from Airplane: "I picked a helluva week to stop sniffing glue."

[RadiationTherapy]

9. "How did some slip of a girlyboy from Communist East Berlin

become the internationally ignored song stylist barely standing before you?" Hedwig!!


Also


Tommy: "Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior?"

Hedwig:"No, but I - love his work."

[Dr. Strange]

12. No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!

Love that quote!

[Forkboy]

13. "I don't want FOP Damn it, I'm a Dapper Dan man! "

From O Brother, Where Art Thou?

[BurtWorm]

14. You're a very nosy fellow, kitty cat. Huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows?

Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses.

[Aristus]

15. The ne plus ultra of quotable movie lines:

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

[Mad_Dem_X]

16. "Fasten your seatbelts...

it's going to be a bumpy night!"

[pokerfan]

17. "Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!"

http://www.youtube.com/v/iesXUFOlWC0&rel=1

[Cabcere]

18. "These go to eleven."

(from "This Is Spinal Tap," of course) ;)


Also:

"Oh all right, I AM the Messiah...now FUCK OFF!!"
(from Monty Python's "Life of Brian" - I literally had to pause the movie at that point because I was laughing so hard.) :rofl:

[Manifestor_of_Light]

19. "It's medical experiments for the lot of you!!"

:rofl: Part of "Every Sperm is Sacred" in "The Meaning of Life".

Also: The Galaxy Song and Always Look on the Bright Side of Life.


"What knockers!" "Frau Blucher --- neigh"
Young Frankenstein


"Aw hell, now we're gonna have to go all the way back to town and get a shitload of dimes!" (said by slim pickens) Blazing Saddles

"Those things'll kill ya" said by Elvira to a guy who is smoking...he drags the gas pump off with him after he fills up and it explodes while she's watching in the rearview mirror of her car.


"Take my car to the prom, instead of your beat-up-broken-down-rusted-out-shitbox!" -- said by Dan Ayckroyd as Beldar in the Coneheads movie, telling the boy dating his daughter (Laraine Newman) to take his car.


You can tell I'm into intellectual movies.