Oh, good grief. Tell me he wasn't the first to have Presidential Seal boots...

[Robb]

...I had never noticed these before. :eyes:

[Kutjara]

1. The little turd has Presidential seal on everything.

The little golf-carts he rides around in, his mountain bike, his cowboy hat, his collection of windbreaker jackets. Probably his underwear, too. I think he has everything plastered with the seal so he can remember who he is, as if he can't quite believe it himself.

I hear he has the Constitution on a roll of toilet paper.

[DS1]

3. You forgot the socks - and yes, he has a Barney hat

[zabet]

14. ...

Are those his legs or
is he riding a chicken?

:D

Gotta love the shorts that
look like a quick cut job
on an old pair of dress slacks.
I can just hear him now, "Look
ya'll, I dressed mahself today."

:puke:

[Aristus]

21. The crocs are a subliminal recognition of what his policies are.

:eyes:

[Maine-ah]

10. I bet he even has the days of the week imprinted on his panties.

or better yet, can't you see him in a pair of superman underoos prancing around the oval office......


x(

[Kutjara]

11. I can now.

Well, now I'm off to have my eyeballs sandblasted clean. Thanks for that.

[Maine-ah]

12. your welcome!

:hi:








:rofl:

[unsavedtrash]

13. oh no, I got a visual!

:puke:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. He's probably had it tattooed on his ass.

I'm sure it's on all of his Underoos.

[TommyO]

7. That's how he matches his clothes

If it has the Presidential Seal on it, it will go with anything else that has the Seal.

[murielm99]

18. Actually, it is for identification purposes.

If he gets lost or misplaced, whoever finds him will know that he has to be sent back to the White House.

I know this because when my daughter went to her first day of kindergarten, they pinned notes on all the kids. The notes had their names, whether or not they walked home, or which buses they were supposed to board. It is the same idea.

[Pacifist Patriot]

20. I was assuming it was on a piece of anatomy where he could see it change size.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

23. You're assuming he has an anatomical feature that changes size.

I'm assuming flaccidity.

[terrya]

4. Well, enjoy it while you can, asswipe.

All that nice stuff will go away very soon.

I saw pictures of Clinton, when he was President, wearing jackets emblazoned with the Presidential Seal. This turd carries it to new lengths, unfortunately.

[Chovexani]

5. He needs it on everything

Just to remind himself that he's preznit.

[deucemagnet]

6. 7+ years and he still hasn't learned how to appear in public...

...without embarrassing the entire country.

[Crabby Appleton]

8. Pres bootmaker

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9904E6DA113BF930A25756C0A9679C8B63


Mr. Carroll, 63, is the unofficial boot maker to the president, whichever president happens to be in office. By his count, he has made customized boots for the last six, back to Gerald Ford. Mr. Carroll still keeps the ''lasts,'' or the molds he carved to match the shape of each presidential foot, in case he needs to make another pair. Mr. Carroll says he has made 56 pairs for former President Bush and 25 pairs for the man who defeated him, Bill Clinton. He said that Mr. Clinton had the biggest foot, 13D, and that Jimmy Carter had the smallest, 9D.

[Robb]

22. Fascinating, thank you

...Who knew? :D

[Xipe Totec]

9. He has a presidential seal on his undies

in sepia...

[watercolors]

15. Probably got a tatoo on his "dick" too!

nt

[no name no slogan]

16. You take that back.

Everybody knows he doesn't have a dick

(except for the one in the VP office, that is)

[CatWoman]

17. it's as if even "he" can't believe he pulled the thief off

and needs to be constantly reminded that he is "pResident"

[Pacifist Patriot]

19. A friend of mine's father is in the Secret Service...

Just retired actually. From what I understand, slapping the seal on anything and everything is par for the course, BUT Dubya has become a bit of a joke with the extent to which the Presidential seal has been applied to stuff. He's considered to have a bit of a complex about it. Gee, ya think?

[Orsino]

24. "I am the president. I am the president. I am the president."

"And these rubes thought I was some sort of cowboy just because I can't speak good."